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As far as I'm concerned, huma...

As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.

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You're really spread out now,...

You're really spread out now, you've got stuff all over the WORLD! You've got stuff at home, stuff in storage, stuff in Honolulu, stuff in Maui, stuff in your pockets...supply lines are getting longer and harder to maintain.

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Lenny Bruce genius was the un...

Lenny Bruce genius was the unique ability to investigate hypocrisy and expose social inequities in a street rap that was really a form of poetry.

George Carlin 952 quotes

There's a thrill when you ste...

There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people. When you drop a newspaper over a sign and walk away with it, or take something off a wall and the sound of the glue ripping makes people turn around. Your heart is racing, it's a rush.

George Carlin 952 quotes

So I want to thank the Pentag...

So I want to thank the Pentagon, the Soviet Union and the military-industrial complex from the bottom of my heart. Without them, I could never have become the man I am today.

George Carlin 952 quotes

We created god in our own ima...

We created god in our own image and likeness!

George Carlin 952 quotes

An outsider longing to be on ...

An outsider longing to be on the inside is the same as the soloist longing to work in an ensemble. I get great satisfaction in being a part of the proper - for me - community. I'm uncomfortable with various social groupings and clusterings. But when I'm in the right group, doing the right thing, I get as much satisfaction out of that as anyone who does it all the time.

George Carlin 952 quotes

I believe myself to be a wort...

I believe myself to be a worthwhile and inventive performer in my own right. But I'm not in a league with Lenny [Bruce], certainly not in terms of social commentary.

George Carlin 952 quotes

The first obligation I have i...

The first obligation I have is to be funny; it's my first impulse and an instinct. I like being funny and finding the jokes.

George Carlin 952 quotes

In baseball the object is to ...

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!

George Carlin 952 quotes

I love it in a movie when the...

I love it in a movie when they throw a guy off a cliff. I love it even when it's not a movie. No, especially when it's not a movie.

George Carlin 952 quotes

You know what I like about th...

You know what I like about the American form of government? They've worked things out so that you're never far from a 7-Eleven.

George Carlin 952 quotes

I think everybody should be a...

I think everybody should be able to do anything they want and let roving bands of people punish each other for things they don't agree with. People with no underwear doing anything they want. Wouldn't that be fun? You wouldn't need television.

George Carlin 952 quotes

If Helen Keller had psychic a...

If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?

George Carlin 952 quotes

The sicker you get, the harde...

The sicker you get, the harder it is to remember if you took your medicine.

George Carlin 952 quotes

The dividend I get [from my c...

The dividend I get [from my compulsion] is the freedom to be totally disorderly in my dreamworld.

George Carlin 952 quotes

I think of myself as an enter...

I think of myself as an entertainer: I'm a performing entertainer, I'm a stand-up comic. But there's an artist at work here, too. One who interprets his world through his own filter.

George Carlin 952 quotes

When I see a large group of p...

When I see a large group of people, I wonder how many of them will eventually require autopsies.

George Carlin 952 quotes

It's a "keep your fingers cro...

It's a "keep your fingers crossed" business, the entertainment business.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Anyone who's onstage is going...

Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies. Instead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....