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If you can't say something nic...

If you can't say something nice about a person, go ahead

George Carlin 952 quotes

I think we're part of a greate...

I think we're part of a greater wisdom that we will ever understand; a higher order, call it what you want. Know what I call it? The Big Electron. It doesn't punish, it doesn't reward, it doesn't judge at all. It just is.

George Carlin 952 quotes

People are wonderful. I love i...

People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a 'common purpose'. 'Cause pretty soon they have little hats. And armbands. And fight songs. And a list of people they're going to visit at 3am. So, I dislike and despise groups of people but I love individuals. Every person you look at; you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.

George Carlin 952 quotes

The larger the group, the more...

The larger the group, the more toxic, the more of your beauty as an individual you have to surrender for the sake of group thought. And when you suspend your individual beauty you also give up a lot of your humanity. You will do things in the name of a group that you would never do on your own. Injuring, hurting, killing, drinking are all part of it, because you've lost your identity, because you now owe your allegiance to this thing that's bigger than you are and that controls you.

George Carlin 952 quotes

If the shoe fits, buy another ...

If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.

George Carlin 952 quotes

You wouldn't know it, from som...

You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people... I do... I like people, but I like them in short bursts. I don't like people for extended periods of time. I'm all right with them for a little while, but once you get past around a minute, minute-and-a-half, I gotta get the f*** outta there.

George Carlin 952 quotes

I had no shoes, and I felt sor...

I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.

George Carlin 952 quotes

I put a dollar in one of those...

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Surround yourself with what yo...

Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.

George Carlin 952 quotes

And, of course, the funniest f...

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Weather forecast for tonight: ...

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

George Carlin 952 quotes

The main reason Santa is so jo...

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Just cause you got the monkey ...

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Some people see things that ar...

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

George Carlin 952 quotes

The very existence of flame-th...

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Don't sweat the petty things a...

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Inside every cynical person, t...

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

George Carlin 952 quotes

I went to a bookstore and aske...

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

George Carlin 952 quotes

I was thinking about how peopl...

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.

George Carlin 952 quotes

The reason I talk to myself is...

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

George Carlin 952 quotes

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