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Where does the dentist go whe...

Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room?

George Carlin 952 quotes

I wanted to get a job as a gy...

I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.

George Carlin 952 quotes

A good motto to live by: "Alw...

A good motto to live by: "Always try not to get killed.

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You take 5 white guys and you...

You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't have is 5 blacks guys talking like, 'Golly gee, we really won that big basketball game' but you will have 5 white guys talking like 'Yo slick, whuzzup...we be shootin hoops and mad playin, slammed those mofos

George Carlin 952 quotes

When it comes to bullshit...b...

When it comes to bullshit...bigtime, major league bullshit...you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims...religion.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Obviously, there are people w...

Obviously, there are people who constrict themselves and build walls around themselves, whether it's from a moral standpoint or a patriotic standpoint, or just plain old conformity, and who therefore live in those little prisons, and when things breach those walls, it's shocking for them.

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Children should be taught to ...

Children should be taught to question everything . . . everything they read and everything they hear.

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We think in language. The qua...

We think in language. The quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be as good as the quality of our language.

George Carlin 952 quotes

I don't understand why prosti...

I don't understand why prostitution is illegal, Selling is legal, f***ing is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell f***ing? Why should it be illegal to sell something that's legal to give away?

George Carlin 952 quotes

If you ask me, we could do wi...

If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. - The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. - Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Here’s a bumper sticker I’d l...

Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."

George Carlin 952 quotes

I have lots of ideas. Trouble...

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

George Carlin 952 quotes

When something is 'new and im...

When something is 'new and improved', which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

George Carlin 952 quotes

I, myself, have killed six pe...

I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like it. It's a great feeling. Yeah, I know, you're thinking. 'Aw, he's a comedian. He's just sayin' that stuff.' Good. That's exactly what I want you to think.

George Carlin 952 quotes

If you had chicken at lunch a...

If you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?

George Carlin 952 quotes

Spirituality: the last refuge...

Spirituality: the last refuge of a failed human. Just another way of distracting yourself from who you really are.

George Carlin 952 quotes

To me, authority is something...

To me, authority is something that a freer spirit, a more independent mind, and a person who can handle the world, doesn't need guidance from.

George Carlin 952 quotes

The habits of liberals, their...

The habits of liberals, their automatic language, their knee-jerk responses to certain issues, deserved the epithets the right wing stuck them with. I'd see how true they often were. Here they were, banding together in packs, so I could predict what they were going to say about some event or conflict and it wasn't even out of their mouths yet. I was very uncomfortable with that. Liberal orthodoxy was as repugnant to me as conservative orthodoxy.

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Kilometers are shorter than m...

Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Hooray for most things! ...

Hooray for most things!

George Carlin 952 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....