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Some people see the glass hal...

Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Life is not measured by the b...

Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breaths away.

George Carlin 952 quotes

We talk too much, love too se...

We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Keep in mind, the news media ...

Keep in mind, the news media are not independent; they are a sort of bulletin board and public relations firm for the ruling class-the people who run things. Those who decide what news you will or will not hear are paid by, and tolerated purely at the whim of, those who hold economic power. If the parent corporation doesn't want you to know something, it won't be on the news. Period. Or, at the very least, it will be slanted to suit them, and then rarely followed up.

George Carlin 952 quotes

The real reason that we can’t...

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

George Carlin 952 quotes

... the important thing is to...

... the important thing is to, first of all, question everything you read or hear or see or are told. Question it, and try to see the world for what it actually is, as opposed to what someone or some company or some organization or some government is trying to represent it as, or present it as, however they've mislabeled it or dressed it up or told you.

George Carlin 952 quotes

All the media and the politic...

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

George Carlin 952 quotes

They'll get it all from you s...

They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place. It's a big club and you ain't in it. You and I are not in the big club. By the way, it's the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table is tilted, folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. Good, honest, hard-working people: white collar, blue collar, it doesn't matter what color shirt you have on.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Have you ever noticed that th...

Have you ever noticed that the only metaphor we have in our public discourse for solving problems is to declare war on it? We have the war on crime, the war on cancer, the war on drugs. But did you ever notice that we have no war on homelessness? You know why? Because there's no money in that problem. No money to be made off of the homeless. If you can find a solution to homelessness where the corporations and politicians can make a few million dollars each, you will see the streets of America begin to clear up pretty damn quick!

George Carlin 952 quotes

A person of good intelligence...

A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it's not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Those who dance are considere...

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

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People are wonderful. I love ...

People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a 'common purpose'. 'Cause pretty soon they have little hats. And armbands. And fight songs. And a list of people they're going to visit at 3am. So, I dislike and despise groups of people but I love individuals. Every person you look at; you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.

George Carlin 952 quotes

I do this real moron thing, a...

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

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Think of how stupid the avera...

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

George Carlin 952 quotes

To my way of thinking, there ...

To my way of thinking, there is every bit as much evidence for the existence of UFOs as there is for the existence of God. Probably far more. At least in the case of UFOs there have been countless taped and filmed and, by the way, unexplained sightings from all over the world, along with documented radar evidence seen by experienced military and civilian radar operators.>>.

George Carlin 952 quotes

There's a humorous side to ev...

There's a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

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Honesty may be the best polic...

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

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Life is a near-death experien...

Life is a near-death experience.

George Carlin 952 quotes

I've begun worshipping the su...

I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, and a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to "God" are all answered at about the same 50% rate.

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Something is wrong. War, dis...

Something is wrong. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, crime, torture, corruption and the ice capades. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. This is not what you expect to find on the resume of a supreme being. It's what you expect from an office temp with a bad attitude.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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