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I was thinking about how peop...

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.

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Some people see things that a...

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Just cause you got the monkey...

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

George Carlin 952 quotes

If we could just find out who...

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

George Carlin 952 quotes

The very existence of flame-t...

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

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Death is caused by swallowing...

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

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I went to a bookstore and ask...

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

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I would never want to be a me...

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Frisbeetarianism is the belie...

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

George Carlin 952 quotes

If it's true that our species...

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

George Carlin 952 quotes

When you're born you get a ti...

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

George Carlin 952 quotes

The other night I ate at a re...

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Most people work just hard en...

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Did you ever stop to thnk abo...

Did you ever stop to thnk about all the people we kill? They're always people who tell us to live together in harmony and try to love one another: Jesus, Ghandi, Lincoln, John Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy, Medgar Evers, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, John Lennon. They all said: 'Try to live together peacefully.' BAM! Right in the f--in head! Aparently we're not ready for that!

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The following statement is tr...

The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

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Religion has convinced people...

Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.

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Religion is like a pair of sh...

Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Some people try to get out of...

Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.

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Never underestimate the power...

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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I often warn people: "Somewhe...

I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....