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I like to write without being...

I like to write without being stoned. I like to have a hit or two and then go punch up the writing. I just see different things and hear different things. But it's nice to be working from the base that I wrote originally and then come to it with a little buzz. I can have a little wine from time to time. I have a hit from time to time, but those are the only things I do.

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I think self-expression is pr...

I think self-expression is present at all times, and whether or not you're talking about the outside world or your responses to it depends on the moment and the subject.

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On Thanksgiving, you realize ...

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.

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The women who line up at a co...

The women who line up at a comic's dressing-room door are not what you'd call your class groupies.

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If a piece requires some spec...

If a piece requires some specific inflection, I'll record it. I take a lot of notes, and later categorize them, combining them alongside existing ideas, and eventually put a piece together.

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If a drug has anything going ...

If a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've had enough.

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Who decides when the applause...

Who decides when the applause should die down? It seems like it's a group decision; everyone begins to say to themselves at the same time, "Well, okay, that's enough of that."

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I always wanted and enjoyed s...

I always wanted and enjoyed sex, but I never put much importance on scoring or having an athletic sex life. I guess I define myself more by my career and my commitment to a relationship than by my ability to have a lot of chicks or achieve ten orgasms in an evening.

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The only good thing about rel...

The only good thing about religion is the music. Because nature is filled with balances and opposites, there are always exceptions to the overall rules, whether the overall rules are bleak or otherwise. If you propound a joyous theory of existence, I will find an exception to that. If I propound a bleak theory, someone will find a joyous exception. That's just nature being nature, I think, and I don't think it offers a lot of hope. It's sort of a respite along the way.

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If two baseball players from ...

If two baseball players from the same hometown, on different teams, receive the same uniform number, it is not ironic. It is a coincidence. If Barry Bonds attains lifetime statistics identical to his father's, it will not be ironic. It will be a coincidence.

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Broadway isn't a very big car...

Broadway isn't a very big career move. There's no money in it and it doesn't mean anything to your career. It's just a nice little jewel in the crown.

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The mayfly lives only one day...

The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.

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Hitler never bothered with re...

Hitler never bothered with restaurant reservations; he just dropped by. And somehow they always found him a table.

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To me, smoking pot meant sitt...

To me, smoking pot meant sitting with a newspaper on my legs, rolling the seeds down, pulling the twigs out and finally producing a perfectly cylindrical, absolutely wonderful joint that you either locked at both ends or pinched off, or pinched at one end and left open at the other.

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The ritual was very important...

The ritual was very important to me: cleaning the pot, rolling the pot.

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In football the object is to ...

In football the object is to march into enemy territory and cross his goal. In baseball the object is to go home.

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I quit school in ninth grade,...

I quit school in ninth grade, even though I was good at the studies. I knew I didn't need school for what I wanted.

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Baseball is a nineteenth-cent...

Baseball is a nineteenth-century pastoral game. Football is a twentieth-century technological struggle.

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The ending of my experience w...

The ending of my experience with cocaine came in a periodic way. I would get high less frequently, I would use smaller amounts, and I would do coke for less periods of time. And that process just kept increasing and increasing until I wasn't using it at all. I didn't go on a program anywhere. I didn't join an organization or detox anywhere. I just slowly tapered off until it was gone. That was also true of my heavy pot use. I just tapered off until there was almost no use at all. And the same thing was true of drinking tons of beer.

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I'm a believer that things ha...

I'm a believer that things happen. Fate is what happens.

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