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I did go to school - my kind o...

I did go to school - my kind of school. When I was a kid I went out ... and you meet people. You talk to them. Anybody says something that makes sense, it stays with you, rubs off on you. That kind of school.

George Burns 179 quotes

Take care not to wear stripes ...

Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles.

George Burns 179 quotes

I've been a straight man for s...

I've been a straight man for so many years that from force of habit I repeat everything. I went out fishing with a fellow the other day and he fell overboard. He yelled, Help! Help! Help! so I said, Help? Help? Help? And while I was waiting for him to get his laugh, he drowned.

George Burns 179 quotes

When I was in Vegas women were...

When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.

George Burns 179 quotes

Being an actor is easy, just p...

Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years.

George Burns 179 quotes

I never go jogging, it makes m...

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

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I get a standing ovation just ...

I get a standing ovation just standing

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It's no surprise that things a...

It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.

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I'd rather be a flop at show b...

I'd rather be a flop at show business than to be a success at something I didn't like.

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I worried about playing God (i...

I worried about playing God (in the movie Oh God). We're about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.

George Burns 179 quotes

If you stay in the business lo...

If you stay in the business long enough and get to be old enough, you get to be new again.

George Burns 179 quotes

Since I've made it to 87 so fa...

Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me. On the other hand, the fact that I have an unlisted phone number and move a lot might have something to do with it.

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Sex has been around for a long...

Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.

George Burns 179 quotes

Sex is the Universal Language ...

Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.

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Let me get one thing straight;...

Let me get one thing straight; I'm not an authority on sex, I'm more of a fan. I think sex is nice; no family should be without it. Of course, there are other things that are just as important as sex, like uh . . . like uh . . . like . . . uh . . . well, I'll think of it later.

George Burns 179 quotes

Much later in life, though, Gr...

Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it.

George Burns 179 quotes

Just because you're old that d...

Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .

George Burns 179 quotes

None of us kids had a middle n...

None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.

George Burns 179 quotes

Joy is obtaining a big, loving...

Joy is obtaining a big, loving, caring shut-knit household in yet another town.

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I don't worry about getting ol...

I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. When I was 65, I had Cupid's eczema. I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....