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There will always be a battle ...

There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men want women and women want men.

George Burns 179 quotes

There are two kinds of cruises...

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children.

George Burns 179 quotes

As long as you're working, you...

As long as you're working, you stay young.

George Burns 179 quotes

How did I ever get sick? I've ...

How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.

George Burns 179 quotes

I must be getting absent-minde...

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.

George Burns 179 quotes

I would read Playboy more ofte...

I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.

George Burns 179 quotes

A married couple that plays ca...

A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.

George Burns 179 quotes

Everyday happiness means getti...

Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out. And you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.

George Burns 179 quotes

People are always asking me ho...

People are always asking me how much I'm worth. Well, all I can say is, I've got enough money to last me the rest of my life. As long as I die in the next 20 minutes.

George Burns 179 quotes

When they saw me walking down ...

When they saw me walking down the street smoking a cigar, they'd say, 'Hey, that 14-year-old kid may be going places.' Of course it's also a good prop on the stage ... When you can't think of what you're supposed to say next, you can puff on your cigar until you think of your next line.

George Burns 179 quotes

I use the cigar for timing pur...

I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they stop laughing I take the cigar out of my mouth and start my next joke.

George Burns 179 quotes

It's better to be happy doing ...

It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.

George Burns 179 quotes

There's nothing wrong with mak...

There's nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed.

George Burns 179 quotes

I can't understand why I flunk...

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

George Burns 179 quotes

Life's but a day at most....

Life's but a day at most.

George Burns 179 quotes

It's good to be here. At 98, i...

It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

George Burns 179 quotes

Sex after 90 is like trying to...

Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

George Burns 179 quotes

I smoke cigars because at my a...

I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down.

George Burns 179 quotes

Someone who makes you laugh is...

Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

George Burns 179 quotes

Money is the root of all evil....

Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it be, 'A wise man and his money are soon parted'? And another thing, how does a fool get money in the first place? I know some fools who have a lot of money, but they won't tell me how they got it, and I won't tell them.

George Burns 179 quotes

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