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I have an important message t...

I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.

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Power will be maintained by t...

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

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The only difference between a...

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.

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The illusion of freedom will ...

The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.

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The whole foundation of Chris...

The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. You eat this apple, you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that.

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It isn't necessary to imagine...

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.

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Without deviation progress is...

Without deviation progress is not possible.

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Politics is the entertainment...

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

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You can't be a real country u...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

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One of my favorite philosophi...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.

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Without music to decorate it,...

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

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I never set out to be weird. ...

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

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The United States is a nation...

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

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Everybody believes in somethi...

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.

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Some scientists claim that hy...

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

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No change in musical style wi...

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.

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Music, in performance, is a t...

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.

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There are more love songs tha...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

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I searched for years I found ...

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.

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Don't go to bed with any woma...

Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.

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