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Father, bless me for I have s...

Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon.

Eddie Izzard 178 quotes

Learning that you have stamin...

Learning that you have stamina is an excellent thing to know. If a project fails, I know I can pick myself up.

Eddie Izzard 178 quotes

If you've never seen an eleph...

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Eddie Izzard 178 quotes

I saw something in a program ...

I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago!" And people were going, "No, surely not, no. No one was alive then."

Eddie Izzard 178 quotes

No matter how much makeup I w...

No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying "Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir?" "Yes, I would like tea. Why don't you put it on my breasts?" "Certainly. Tea for this man's breasts! Anything else, sir?"

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You notice how they always pu...

You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!

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In the UK a lot of people don...

In the UK a lot of people don't like to try. There's a different cultural thing. Here [in USA] if you try and fail, you get up again and start again and keep going. People respect you for it. Even if you keep failing, they respect the tenacity.

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Sharks are just evil bastards...

Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we need the fish.

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I definitely have breast envy...

I definitely have breast envy. When teenage girls were saying 'I wish I had breasts', I was thinking the same thing.

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If you're a performer, people...

If you're a performer, people tend to be quite positive about you or they have no opinion.

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It's my manifest destiny to w...

It's my manifest destiny to wear a skirt in all countries.

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There's not much makeup in th...

There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it?

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Queen Victoria, one of our mo...

Queen Victoria, one of our more frumpy Queen's. They're all frumpy aren't they? Because it's a bad idea when cousin's marry.

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Cause Jesus I do think did ex...

Cause Jesus I do think did exist, and he was, I think, a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi-type area, in the Nelson Mandela-type area, you know, relaxed and groovy; and the Romans thought, Relaxed and groovy?! No, no, no, no, no! So they murdered him. And kids eat chocolate eggs, because of the color of the chocolate, and the color of the... wood on the cross. Well, you tell me! It's got nothing to do with it, has it?

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For me to put a look together...

For me to put a look together, if it's going to be a boy look or a girl look or whatever, is quite a tricky thing to do. I'm not doing drag because drag is seen in a certain way and my comedy has got zero to do with what I'm wearing. I could wear an elephant suit and say the same thing.

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Drama is a complete meal, vit...

Drama is a complete meal, vitamins, proteins, carbohydrates. It's a slow burn thing. It's got an arc. Comedy is more like coke.

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But the Dutch speak four lang...

But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!

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And the National Rifle Associ...

And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do," but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" "That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that.

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Everyone gets cards at the be...

Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it.

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You piss me off you Salmon......

You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.

Eddie Izzard 178 quotes

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....