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Well, if you don't have a flag...

Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up!

Eddie Izzard 178 quotes

I want to be a taxidermist! I ...

I want to be a taxidermist! I wanna fill animals with sand. I wanna get more sand into an animal than anybody has ever bloody got in one. I wanna fill a rat with the entire Gobi Desert, so it's really quite tight.

Eddie Izzard 178 quotes

Peace, peace, peace. Peace is ...

Peace, peace, peace. Peace is organized.

Eddie Izzard 178 quotes

Little red cookbook! Little re...

Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!

Eddie Izzard 178 quotes

I'd like to have sex with myse...

I'd like to have sex with myself.

Eddie Izzard 178 quotes

But the Dutch speak four langu...

But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana.

Eddie Izzard 178 quotes

When I watched Braveheart I wa...

When I watched Braveheart I was in tears and I was rooting for the Scottish people

Eddie Izzard 178 quotes

I've wiped the file? .... I've...

I've wiped the file? .... I've wiped all the files? .... I've wiped the INTERNET? I don't even have a modem!

Eddie Izzard 178 quotes

Guns don't kill people, people...

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

Eddie Izzard 178 quotes

They say that 'Guns don't kill...

They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

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I saw something in a program o...

I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, 'We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago!' And people were going, 'No, surely not, no. No one was alive then.'

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I am encyclopaedic on World Wa...

I am encyclopaedic on World War II. My dad took me to D-Day beaches when I was a kid. I was there four years ago - every five years they have a remembrance on D-Day beaches and I would have liked to have been there and done my bit.

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Performance enhancing drugs ar...

Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance 'debilitating' drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the 100 metres, fair play for you. That's pretty good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in the distance.

Eddie Izzard 178 quotes

We will now sing forth, hymn 4...

We will now sing forth, hymn 405, 'Oh God, what on earth is my hairdo all about?

Eddie Izzard 178 quotes

Father, bless me for I have si...

Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin I poked a badger with a spoon.

Eddie Izzard 178 quotes

But with dogs, we do have 'ba...

But with dogs, we do have 'bad dog.' Bad dog exists. 'Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!' The dog is saying, 'Who are you to judge me? You human beings who've had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!' 'Well, if you put it that way, I think you've got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.

Eddie Izzard 178 quotes

Your eyes flashed fire into my...

Your eyes flashed fire into my soul. I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, I FANCY YOU!

Eddie Izzard 178 quotes

When I was seven, I said, 'I ...

When I was seven, I said, 'I want to act.' When I was 10, I realized that films exist, and I wanted to be in them. Not a comedian, I wanted to be a dramatic actor. Films just seemed such fun, and like such a great thing to do.

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I don't believe in God. I beli...

I don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to the gods within us, and to fight the devils within us.

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The bottom line of comedy is t...

The bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of drama is to be truthful. You can be truthful and funny, but if you're not truthful in a drama than the audience leaves you.

Eddie Izzard 178 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....