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They say that 'Guns don't kil...

They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

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I appreciate your applause, b...

I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.

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I don't believe in God. I bel...

I don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to the gods within us, and to fight the devils within us.

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Comedy is like a very cokey, ...

Comedy is like a very cokey, druggy sugar. You get hits of comedy, and it's very, "More, give me more of that stuff," because serotonin is being released in the brain. So it's basically, everyone becomes serotonin junkies, and we are serotonin dealers. And that's what being a comedian is about.

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Before birds get sucked into ...

Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?

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If you can be your own force ...

If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.

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The Death Star is just full o...

The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just the Rebels, sir... they're here. My God, man! Do they want tea? No, I think they're after something a bit more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag. Damn, that's dash cunning of them.

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They’re not women’s clothes. ...

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

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Racist people, interestingly,...

Racist people, interestingly, are never as polite as smokers. Have you noticed that? Smokers always go, "Do you mind if I smoke? Oh, you do? Okay, I'll go outside and have a cigarette."

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Puberty is the sickest joke G...

Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!"

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I wear whatever I want whenev...

I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don't call it drag; I don't even call it cross-dressing. It's just wearing a dress.

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Scrabble was invented by Nazi...

Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.

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We will now sing forth, hymn ...

We will now sing forth, hymn 405, 'Oh God, what on earth is my hairdo all about?

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I don't believe in God. So I'...

I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible. I'm a believer in us; in humans.

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My dad said, "As long as you'...

My dad said, "As long as you're happy." I used to think it was kind of a very simple idea or philosophy because he wasn't religious. But you've got to try and be happy. And if you're not happy, you can't help anyone else. So obviously, some crazy people could go to places, but I just think you need to be content within yourself, so that's the thing.

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What was the first cat that t...

What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in?

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Horseshoes are lucky. Horses ...

Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should rule the country. They should win all their horse races, at least. 'In the fifth race today, every single horse was first equal...one horse threw a shoe came in third...the duck was ninth...and five ran.'

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Cake and tea or death? ...

Cake and tea or death?

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Father, bless me for I have s...

Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon.

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The National Rifle Associatio...

The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.

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