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Let's have some wine, go upsta...

Let's have some wine, go upstairs, and look at my money.

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You folks feeling the economic...

You folks feeling the economic pinch? Are you a little fed up with the economic news? It's bad. The department stores, this holiday season, no Santa Claus. They're laying off department-store Santa Clauses. So more bad news for John McCain.

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Barack Obama's busy moving int...

Barack Obama's busy moving into the White House. Earlier today, John McCain was blowing on his soup.

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Congratulations to Bill and Hi...

Congratulations to Bill and Hillary Clinton: this weekend, 33rd wedding anniversary. How about that? And you thought the Iraqi war was a never-ending conflict.

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You folks like TV, you watch a...

You folks like TV, you watch a lot of TV? There's a show right here on CBS, it's a huge hit. It's called the 'Mentalist.' And it's about this guy who has a heightened sense of observation. It's miraculous; he's the only guy in the world who can tell the difference between Sarah Palin and Tina Fey.

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During the debate, Palin winke...

During the debate, Palin winked, wrinkled her nose, and gave a shout-out to a third-grade class. Well, you know, that says commander-in-chief to me right there. You betcha!

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You know, Sarah Palin is the G...

You know, Sarah Palin is the Governor of Alaska, you know that. And she's a lifelong member of the National Rifle Association. So great, is what I'm thinking, another vice president that shoots a drinking buddy; just get ready.

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John McCain turned 72 years ol...

John McCain turned 72 years old last Friday, but the Chinese are making him a birth certificate that says he's only 33 and then he'll be ready to go.

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North Korean dictator Kim Jung...

North Korean dictator Kim Jung Il may be stepping down. Yeah, experts in the State Department say he could be replaced by his son, Menta Li Ill.

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Donald Trump announced that he...

Donald Trump announced that he is not running for president. He would rather spend his time making Gary Busey sell Snapple on the street.

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America is the only country wh...

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

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Do you remember the good ol' d...

Do you remember the good ol' days when Congress was only unsafe if you were an intern.

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The CIA special unit that was ...

The CIA special unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess, mission accomplished.

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Any online gamblers here? Well...

Any online gamblers here? Well, Congress is looking in shutting that down.There's going to be a massive congressional investigation of online gambling and they're going to shut it down. And when they get done with that, they're going to look into this North Korean thing.

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Reasons why members of Congres...

Reasons why members of Congress deserve a pay raise: Many big corporations are cutting back on bribes; nearly half the members have never been indicted.

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President Obama is sending tro...

President Obama is sending troops back to Iraq. He said, 'Don't worry, we should not be there any longer than a Kardashian marriage.'

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You know who's upset now with ...

You know who's upset now with ISIS? Al Qaeda. It's because ISIS is getting more attention than Al Qaeda. So now, Saturday night will be Ayman al-Zawahiri bobblehead night.

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Iraq is so bad that President ...

Iraq is so bad that President Obama phoned Hillary Clinton and asked her if she could start early.

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To label Jason Randal a magici...

To label Jason Randal a magician does a disservice. You'll think the laws of physics, nature, the universe itself have been suspended. He's as good as Houdini was at his best!

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President Obama is sending a c...

President Obama is sending a couple hundred troops to Iraq. We spent six years trying to figure a way to get out of Iraq. And now we're back. But this time there is an exit strategy. Barack Obama has an exit strategy. In 2016, he's gone.

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....