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Girls can fake orgasms, but bo...

Girls can fake orgasms, but boys can fake love.

Daniel Tosh 234 quotes

There's no excuse for domestic...

There's no excuse for domestic violence. It sounds like a challenge. I mean, does everything have to be so black-and-white in this kindergarten country of ours? What if you come home from a long day at work and your wife has drowned two of your kids - she's about to dunk the third one. Can you run over and pop her then? Unfortunately no, there's no excuse. You're going to have to let her drown that third one.

Daniel Tosh 234 quotes

I think it's kinda funny that ...

I think it's kinda funny that all these rappers that used to be gangsters and thugs are telling us not to download their music from the internet, because that's stealing. Wow talk about ironic.

Daniel Tosh 234 quotes

Even the klan revamped their i...

Even the klan revamped their image by losing the hoods and changing their name to the Tea Party.

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Real patriotism is realizing A...

Real patriotism is realizing America sucks, but everywhere else is a thousand times worse.

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If security guards aren't allo...

If security guards aren't allowed to carry guns, I don't have to obey their made up rules.

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You know who makes a great fir...

You know who makes a great first impression? Liars.

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Of course the sexiest thing a ...

Of course the sexiest thing a girl can do is not complain about her body.

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Recently started flat ironing ...

Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is; if you have curly hair you just want straight hair.

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Does everybody have their WWJD...

Does everybody have their WWJD bracelets on? 'Cause I was wearing my bracelet recently, and I was in the movie theater, and this guy's cell phone went off - don't you just hate that? Then he picked it up, 'Hey, how's it going? I'm in a movie.' And I'm like, 'Hey! Get off the phone!' And he's like, 'Mind your own business.' And I almost went crazy, but then I looked at my bracelet: what would Jesus do? So I lit him on fire and sent him to Hell.

Daniel Tosh 234 quotes

I will shut down Instagram so ...

I will shut down Instagram so girls can't use filters into tricking us that they are that pretty; you're eyes aren't that blue, and you don't glow.

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There's only two types of men ...

There's only two types of men left in this world. Lumberjacks and Liam Nesson.

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I'll tell you what's better th...

I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.

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Spelling is difficult because ...

Spelling is difficult because there are too many rules. Silent letters only exist to make it harder for illegal immigrants to learn English.

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Slutiness is a very underrated...

Slutiness is a very underrated quality in a girl.

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Ben Roethlisberger is Tim Tebo...

Ben Roethlisberger is Tim Tebow minus Jesus.

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If I offend anybody tonight, I...

If I offend anybody tonight, I apologize. That's not my intention. I'm not going to guess what your personal line of decency is; I cross my own from time to time - it's how I know I still have one.

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Of course money buys happiness...

Of course money buys happiness. You ever seen a homeless person skip? The answer to that riddle's no. They're not allowed.

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I fell asleep watching the cou...

I fell asleep watching the country music channel and woke up racist.

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Germany's like Wisconsin, but ...

Germany's like Wisconsin, but with, like, a really bad past.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....