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I love being famous. It's alm...

I love being famous. It's almost like being white.

Chris Rock 421 quotes

Jokes rot. They're not like s...

Jokes rot. They're not like songs. I always envy singers - Sting is always going to sing 'Roxanne'. But people want to hear new jokes. I've written jokes as good as 'Roxanne', I believe. But I can't tell them again.

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Show me one guy or woman as f...

Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics.

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It's hard for a man to turn d...

It's hard for a man to turn down sex... if they chase us, we can't run that fast.

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I live way below my means. ...

I live way below my means.

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Does having a wife and kids c...

Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids.

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I've seen women who don't hav...

I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.

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We Americans commercialize ev...

We Americans commercialize everything. Look at what we did to Christmas. Christmas is Jesus' birthday. Now, I don't know Jesus, but from what I read he was the least materialistic person who ever walked the earth. No bling on Jesus. He kept a low profile and we turned his birthday into the most commercial day of the year. In fact we have a whole Jesus birthday season. And then at the end of it, we have the nerve to have an economist come on TV and say what a horrible Jesus birthday season we had.

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If you can keep your son off ...

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

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Men lie the most, women tell ...

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, "I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house!" A woman lie is like, "It's your baby!"

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Every man has to settle down ...

Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I'm talking about. Every club you go into, there's always some old guy. He ain't really old, just a little too old to be in the club.

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One of my daughters told me t...

One of my daughters told me the other day, "Kevin Hart is funnier than you, Daddy." I told her, "Does Kevin Hart make you pancakes?"

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You know you're rich when you...

You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.

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Whatever your woman is into, ...

Whatever your woman is into, you better be into. Whatever your man is into, you better be N2. Your partner into church, you better be into church. Your man or woman a crack head, you better be a crack head ... Otherwise it just won't work.

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Everything's funny - in the r...

Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.

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Men do not settle down. Men s...

Men do not settle down. Men surrender.

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Yeah, it's unfair that you ca...

Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.

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You can never make a woman ha...

You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.

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Most parts in comedy, they're...

Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.

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If you're black, you got to l...

If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....