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Black History Month is in the ...

Black History Month is in the shortest month of the year, and the coldest-just in case we want to have a parade

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Give me a black man, a white w...

Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up my roof!

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See, the Black man gotta fly t...

See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.

Chris Rock 421 quotes

Whoever you hate will end up i...

Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays?
You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your
daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!

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Every man has to settle down e...

Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle
down eventually? Because you don't want to be the old guy in the club.
You know what I'm talking about. Every club you go into, there's always
some old guy. He ain't really old, just a little too old to be in the
club.

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I say everything's about compa...

I say everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal.

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Men are only as unfaithful as ...

Men are only as unfaithful as their options.

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You can't be happy that fire c...

You can't be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips.

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Farrakhan got everybody togeth...

Farrakhan got everybody together for the Million Man March and everything. But Farrakhan don't like the Jews. Which is bugged. I get my hair cut on Dekalb Avenue. I never been in a barbershop and heard a bunch of brothers talking about Jews. Black people don't hate Jews. Black people hate white people! We don't got time to dice white people up into little groups. I hate everybody! I don't care if you just got here. 'Hey, I'm Romanian.' 'You Romanian cracker!'

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That's all we had when I was a...

That's all we had when I was a kid: Robitussin. No matter what you got, Robitussin better handle it. 'Daddy, I got asthma.' 'Robitussin.' 'I got cancer.' 'Robitussin.' 'I broke my leg.' Daddy poured Robitussin on it. 'Yeah, boy, let that 'tussin get in there. Yeah, boy, let that 'tussin get on down to the bone. The 'tussin ought to straighten out the bone.'

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There's bad and then there's E...

There's bad and then there's EDDY CURRY BAD.

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Yeah, it's unfair that you can...

Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.

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WHEN YOU MEET SOMEBODY FOR THE...

WHEN YOU MEET SOMEBODY FOR THE FIRST TIME, YOU'RE NOT MEETING THEM. YOU'RE MEETING THEIR REPRESENTATIVE.

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A black man will be elected Pr...

A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.

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You know the world's gone mad ...

You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance and the Germans don't want to go to war !

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Most people don't realize this...

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

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Here's the thing. When we talk...

Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people were crazy. Now they're not as crazy. To say that black people have made progress would be to say they deserve what happened to them before.

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Learn how to cook. Read books ...

Learn how to cook. Read books that will educate you. Get an education. Get a career. And support yourself. And live in a section of town that isn't conducive to violence.

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I'll probably pay more attenti...

I'll probably pay more attention to the musicians in the pit than the stars because they're the closest you're going to get to normal people in the audience.

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Is America ready for a black p...

Is America ready for a black president? Well, I say we just had a retarded one. When did being black become a bigger deterrent than being retarded?

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....