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I believe you have my property...

I believe you have my property!

Chris Rock 421 quotes

No, I want big ol' titties in ...

No, I want big ol' titties in my face!

Chris Rock 421 quotes

I can't even put gas in my pla...

I can't even put gas in my plane!

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My mother got sick when I was ...

My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know I don't really want to get into it, but my mother was sicker than my father. And my mother's alive. My mother's fine, OK? I remember going to the hospital to see my mother and wondering, 'Was I in the right place?' Like, this was a hotel. Like it had a concierge, man. If the average person really knew the discrepancy in the health care system, there'd be riots in the streets, OK? They would burn this m-therfЂ'ker down!

Chris Rock 421 quotes

The only acting you ever see a...

The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they're not mad they lost. Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I was like, 'If you'd done that in the movie, you'd have won an Oscar, girl.'

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Relationships, easy to get int...

Relationships, easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Because it's hard to keep up the lie! 'Cause you can't get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You can't get nobody looking like you look, acting like you act, sounding like you sound. When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative!

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You won't be able to take your...

You won't be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.

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Happy white peoples independen...

Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.

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You can't have anything valuab...

You can't have anything valuable in your house. Niggers will break in and take it all! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people don't like about black people. It's like our own personal civil war. On one side, there's black people. On the other, you've got niggers. The niggers have got to go. I love black people, but I hate niggers. I am tired of niggers. Tired, tired, tired.

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I'll go with the guy with one ...

I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.

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Kids always act up the most be...

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. And when I see the Tea Party and all this stuff, it actually feels like racism's almost over. Because this is the lastЂ'this is the act up before the sleep. They're going crazy. They're insane. You want to get rid of themЂ'and the next thing you know, they're fЂ'-ing knocked out. And that's what's going on in the country right now.

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I love black people, but I hat...

I love black people, but I hate niggers.

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I think it's better to have id...

I think it's better to have ideas. You can change an idea; changing a belief is trickier.

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Why do people do yoga? To clea...

Why do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head.

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They don't want you to vote. I...

They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.

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I hate when people go on TV an...

I hate when people go on TV and tell you how hard it is to do animation No, UPS is hard work. I've done some animation It's the easiest job in the world. I go in a booth and I go, 'what's the line?' And the guy goes, 'it's time to go to the store.' And I go, 'it's time to go to the store!' And then they give me a million dollars.

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In the world of animation, you...

In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.

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The thing about Barack Obama, ...

The thing about Barack Obama, just from being around him, is he's cooler than the other politicians, but just nerdy enough to do the job. Like you can't be really cool and be the president.

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If Bill Gates woke up with Opr...

If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.

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The Democrats should have an e...

The Democrats should have an empty chair on stage for the entire DNC, and when anyone asks who it belongs to, they can say Osama bin Laden.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....