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Only black people in the whole...

Only black people in the whole neighborhood, so let's break it down: Me, I'm a decent comedian, I'm a'ight. Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man that lives next door to me does for a living? He's a f*****g dentist.

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Eddie Murphy is to comedians w...

Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx.

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Wealth is not about having a l...

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

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Only a woman can make you feel...

Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.

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Women can have all the evidenc...

Women can have all the evidence but they still want the confession.

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So, to say Barack Obama is pro...

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

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I never watched the Oscars. Co...

I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don't recognize comedy, and you don't see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it?

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Anyone who makes up their mind...

Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.

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You got a gun, you don't have ...

You got a gun, you don't have to work out.

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Women need food, water, and co...

Women need food, water, and compliments That's right. And an occasional pair of shoes.

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The U.S government hates rap m...

The U.S government hates rap music

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Hollywood's racist. Hollywood ...

Hollywood's racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It's like - we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa.

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I think all the funny people w...

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?

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You know, you get famous and y...

You know, you get famous and you work in these weird jobs and you don't have a lot in common with people. But once you have kids, you have everything in common with everybody.

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Oprah is so rich, I saw John K...

Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.

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God bless America, and no plac...

God bless America, and no place else.

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So, to say Obama is progress i...

So, to say Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress. There's been black people qualified to be president for hundreds of years. The question is, you know, my kids are smart, educated, beautiful, polite children. There have been smart, educated, beautiful, polite black children for hundreds of years. The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America h

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If poor people knew how rich r...

If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets,

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I've been away from my two dau...

I've been away from my two daughters at a very important time in their life.'I have missed most of Girl Scout cookie season.Last night Zahra, my youngest called me up and said :'Daddy how come we never sell the most cookies? How come Mrs. Dunn wins every year?''

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See Relationships are hard, ma...

See Relationships are hard, man. For order, for any relationship to work, both people have to be on the same page, both people have to have the same focus, and we all know what that page is. We all know what that focus is. In order for the relationship to work both people have to have the same focus, and what's that focus? That focus is all about HER! It's all about her!

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....