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If you told me two years I wo...

If you told me two years I would miss the greatest basketball game ever to hang out with Nathan Lane, I'd say, 'You're crazy!'

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Standup comedians are attract...

Standup comedians are attracted to one another because of their faults. So we're all kind of messed up in the same way, and once I was around a group of people that saw the world in a different way, it's like this is where I need to be.

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Men are handicapped when it c...

Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.

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That's a sure sign someone is...

That's a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day!

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You know those guys that go t...

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!

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Shaq is rich. The white man w...

Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check... is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!"

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I hate when people go on TV a...

I hate when people go on TV and tell you how hard it is to do animation. No, no, no. UPS is hard work. I’ve done some animation and here's how easy it is. The easiest job in the world. I go in a booth and I go, what’s the line? And the guy goes, it’s time to go to the store. And then I go, it’s time to go to the store. And then they gave me $1 million.

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When you're white, the sky's ...

When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky.

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And even if you get shot by a...

And even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you don't gotta go to no doctor to get it taken out, whoever shot you will take they bullet back! "I believe you have my property!"

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If you see a black woman with...

If you see a black woman with an overweight white man, you know she got effed up credit!

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All you crazy white people "I...

All you crazy white people "I'm American!", all you did was come out of your mother's pussy on American soil. That's it. That's it! What, you think you're better than somebody from France 'cause you came out of a pussy in Detroit?

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Daddy pays for the water, dad...

Daddy pays for the water, daddy pays for the gas, daddy pays for the electricity, and if daddy didn't pay for the electricity, he'd pay for the candle on your nightstand, so you can study for the big test tomorrow.

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I never watched the Oscars. C...

I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don't recognize comedy, and you don't see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it?

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When a musical act performs, ...

When a musical act performs, the black audience goes crazy for all the stuff, the album cuts, everything. White audiences, they're nice and all, but they're not going to lose it until they get the hits. Comedy is the same thing.

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I want my name to be a brand ...

I want my name to be a brand in comedy. I hope my name stands for comedic excellence.

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So there's a cloud of rage ar...

So there's a cloud of rage around me, but being an artist kind of changes that. No matter what you thought coming in, what ignorant thing you believed, you're in show business for two years, you're like, "OK, I was wrong." It's hard to be mad at any particular group of people when you're an artist.

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I want to really take chances...

I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I'd like to be great. I want to reach for greatness.

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I've been away from my two da...

I've been away from my two daughters at a very important time in their life.'I have missed most of Girl Scout cookie season.Last night Zahra, my youngest called me up and said :"Daddy how come we never sell the most cookies? How come Mrs. Dunn wins every year?"'

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People are the same wherever ...

People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren't, they wouldn't laugh at the same s**t.

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I think my best work is when I...

I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.

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