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Avoid people who say they kno...

Avoid people who say they know the answer. Keep the company of people who are trying to understand the question.

Billy Connolly 168 quotes

I decided to stop drinking wh...

I decided to stop drinking while it was still my idea.

Billy Connolly 168 quotes

It's my mind, and I reserve t...

It's my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.

Billy Connolly 168 quotes

My advice to you, if you want...

My advice to you, if you want to lose a bit of weight: don't eat anything that comes in a bucket. Buckets are the kitchen utensils of the farmyard.

Billy Connolly 168 quotes

Chic Murray once told me he f...

Chic Murray once told me he fell in the street, and a woman said to him, "Did you fall?" He said, "No, I'm tryin' to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket."

Billy Connolly 168 quotes

I used to have Mad Cow's dise...

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.

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Before you judge a man, walk ...

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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When you are waiting for the ...

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

Billy Connolly 168 quotes

A fart is just your arse appl...

A fart is just your arse applauding.

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Honestly some folk will take ...

Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was "How are you getting on?"

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I am totally, absolutely roma...

I am totally, absolutely romantic. When I broke up with a girl I would listen to the most heart-breaking music and make it worse. That's what girls do. I think I am a girl really.

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[To audience members who were...

[To audience members who were arriving late] You haven't missed a thing, I was just killing time 'til you got here.

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I don't think I've ever died ...

I don't think I've ever died on stage. I've had jokes that died on stage. I've told a joke and absolutely nothing. They didn't know it was the end of the joke.

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I just believe in the movie. ...

I just believe in the movie. I don't care what the book was like. I don't care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I've got.

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Killing a guy and stealing hi...

Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.

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When I read 'Be real, don't g...

When I read 'Be real, don't get caught acting,' I thought, 'How the hell do you do that?'.

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I like Salvador Dali and Rene...

I like Salvador Dali and Rene Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.

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American sex shops are the mo...

American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head -- supposedly for people to drive along the highway with.

Billy Connolly 168 quotes

I’ve come in and out of Ameri...

I’ve come in and out of America for… well, I’ve lived here for 15 years. And I’ve played here for nearly 30 years. On and off. But I’ve always played to my fan base. And I can come and do two or three nights in New York or two or three nights in L.A., and all that. But when I go away, nobody knows I’ve been gone. You know, I don’t get reviewed or anything like that. So that’s why I’ve come back and done a longer time in a smaller place, in New York. It’s always the people who live here that get a chance to know me.

Billy Connolly 168 quotes

A lot of people are too easil...

A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They've been offending other people for centuries.

Billy Connolly 168 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....