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We killed 6 innocent people, ...

We killed 6 innocent people, launching 22, I think $3 million apiece missiles on Baghdad...that's a little bit overdoing it.

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I just have one of those face...

I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?

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I love talking about the Kenn...

I love talking about the Kennedy assassination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it.

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People are bringing SHOTGUNS ...

People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'

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I believe that God left certa...

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)

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If ur going to have a war on ...

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

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Nicotine patches are great. S...

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.

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Speaking of Satan, I was watc...

Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.

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I can speak for every guy in ...

I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.

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...I just want to be free of ...

...I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An 'avenging GOD'? One who created Hell for those who don't believe? I thought we were the perfect and holy children of GOD? How could any limits possibly be put upon us? Hell.. really? I'm sorry, but... no. Wrong. You're wrong. That's an insane GOD and therefore not mine. Because, see, GOD would be very sane, don't you get it?

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Is it impossible to imagine A...

Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?

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I was over in Australia durin...

I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the f-king book.

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You want a better world...? L...

You want a better world...? Legalize pot right now. ...end the deficit? Legalize pot right now...biggest cash crop in America.

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Surgeon General's warning oug...

Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.

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I was always 'awake'...Some p...

I was always 'awake'...Some part of me clamoring for NEW insights and NEW ways to make the world a better place.

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Dinosaur fossils were placed ...

Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.

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Man, the Beatles were so high...

Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren't partyin'.

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I'm very tired of staring out...

I'm very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn't possibly think of yourself... Good evening!

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I believe we all have the Voi...

I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us...to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.

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We are the facilitators of ou...

We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.

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Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....