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I used to love to call L.A. w...

I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!

Bill Hicks 297 quotes

Let's do some comedy. I alway...

Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.

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Sometimes you feel in control...

Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.

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How many of y'all wondered, l...

How many of y'all wondered, like I did, during the LA riots when those people were being pulled out of their trucks and beaten half to death - step on the f***ing gas, man! They're on foot, you're in a truck - I think I see a way out of this.

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I saw a sign on the side of t...

I saw a sign on the side of the road in Tennessee once that said 'dirt for sale'... what a great country we live in. DIRT for sale. How would you like to get inside that guy's mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn't he?

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Our next Cold War ought to be...

Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.

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I just have one of those face...

I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?

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We killed 6 innocent people, ...

We killed 6 innocent people, launching 22, I think $3 million apiece missiles on Baghdad...that's a little bit overdoing it.

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Mister, I don't want no troub...

Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister.

Bill Hicks 297 quotes

I've had seven balls of light...

I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.

Bill Hicks 297 quotes

Rock stars against drugs--tha...

Rock stars against drugs--that's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now!

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It seems to me that there wil...

It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.

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The definition of black irony...

The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions

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I was just down in Dallas, Te...

I was just down in Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it.

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I guess what surprised me the...

I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine! Let's go over those numbers again, they're a little baffling at first: Iraq: 150,000, USA: 79. Does that mean we could have won with only 80 guys there? Just one guy in a ticker-tape parade, "I did it! Hey!"

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Why is marijuana against the ...

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?

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Why is pot against the law? I...

Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?

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To make marijuana against the...

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.

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God has this...hobby. He crea...

God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

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Truly, the only stupid people...

Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....