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ZANY, n. A popular character i...

ZANY, n. A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the _buffone_, or clown, and was therefore the ape of an ape; for the clown himself imitated the serious characters of the play. The zany was progenitor to the specialist in humor, as we to-day have the unhappiness to know him. In the zany we see an example of creation; in the humorist, of transmission. Another excellent specimen of the modern zany is the curate, who apes the rector, who apes the bishop, who apes the archbishop,

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TECHNICALITY, n. In an English...

TECHNICALITY, n. In an English court a man named Home was tried for slander in having accused his neighbor of murder. His exact words were: 'Sir Thomas Holt hath taken a cleaver and stricken his cook upon the head, so that one side of the head fell upon one shoulder and the other side upon the other shoulder.' The defendant was acquitted by instruction of the court, the learned judges holding that the words did not charge murder, for they did not affirm the death of the cook, that being only an inference.

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Self-denial is indulgence of a...

Self-denial is indulgence of a propensity to forego.

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LAOCOON, n. A famous piece of ...

LAOCOON, n. A famous piece of antique scripture representing a priest of that name and his two sons in the folds of two enormous serpents. The skill and diligence with which the old man and lads support the serpents and keep them up to their work have been justly regarded as one of the noblest artistic illustrations of the mastery of human intelligence over brute inertia.

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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a ...

ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.

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ECCENTRICITY, n. A method of d...

ECCENTRICITY, n. A method of distinction so cheap that fools employ it to accentuate their incapacity.

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PERFECTION, n. An imaginary st...

PERFECTION, n. An imaginary state of quality distinguished from the actual by an element known as excellence; an attribute of the critic. The editor of an English magazine having received a letter pointing out the erroneous nature of his views and style, and signed 'Perfection,' promptly wrote at the foot of the letter: 'I don't agree with you,' and mailed it to Matthew Arnold.

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TEDIUM, n. Ennui, the state or...

TEDIUM, n. Ennui, the state or condition of one that is bored. Many fanciful derivations of the word have been affirmed, but so high an authority as Father Jape says that it comes from a very obvious source --the first words of the ancient Latin hymn _Te Deum Laudamus_. In this apparently natural derivation there is something that saddens.

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Salamander: Originally a repti...

Salamander: Originally a reptile inhabiting fire; later, an anthropomorphous immortal, but still a pyrophile. Salamanders are now believed to be extinct, the last one of which we have an account having been seen in Carcassonne by the Abbe Belloc, who exorcised it with a bucket of holy water.

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HATRED, n. A sentiment appropr...

HATRED, n. A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's superiority.

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INTIMACY, n. A relation into w...

INTIMACY, n. A relation into which fools are providentially drawn for their mutual destruction.

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MISERICORDE, n. A dagger which...

MISERICORDE, n. A dagger which in mediaeval warfare was used by the foot soldier to remind an unhorsed knight that he was mortal.

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A pessimist asked God for reli...

A pessimist asked God for relief. Ah, you wish me to restore your hope and cheerfulness, said God. No, replied the petitioner, I wish you to create something that would justify them. The world is all created,said God, but you have overlooked something

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NON-COMBATANT, n. A dead Quake...

NON-COMBATANT, n. A dead Quaker.

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REPARATION, n. Satisfaction th...

REPARATION, n. Satisfaction that is made for a wrong and deducted from the satisfaction felt in committing it.

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REDRESS, n. Reparation without...

REDRESS, n. Reparation without satisfaction.

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WIDOW, n. A pathetic figure th...

WIDOW, n. A pathetic figure that the Christian world has agreed to take humorously, although Christ's tenderness towards widows was one of the most marked features of his character.

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YANKEE, n. In Europe, an Ameri...

YANKEE, n. In Europe, an American. In the Northern States of our Union, a New Englander. In the Southern States the word is unknown.

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picture, n. A representation i...

picture, n. A representation in two dimensions of something wearisome in three.

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art, n. This word has no defin...

art, n. This word has no definition.

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