At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!
I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don't like that is lying.
You always need something to complain about. And if you can't come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don't believe in this chitchat.
Jos? Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
I'm like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.
I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.
One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.
I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.
He's a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.
I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.
Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.
I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!
Best player I ever played against? I mean, I played against many, many good players, so I don't know who to keep. I would say Ronaldo the Fenomeno.
