Goin' home, late last night

Suddenly i got a fright

Yeah i looked through the window and surprised what i saw

Fairy boots were dancing' with a dwarf,



All right now!



Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

Yeah i saw it, i saw it, i tell you no lies

Yeah fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

I saw it, i saw it with my own two eyes,



Well all right now!



So i went to the doctor

See what he could give me

He said "son, son, you've gone too far.

'cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do."