Being a boy's like suckin' on a lemon

and I judge myself by the adverts I see

My deoderant hides the real me,

these things elevate me above animals



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I feel like being a girl

Being a girl

Being a girl

Being a girl

Never tasted sweeter

Oh, ho, ho



I'm so boring my clothes wanna keep

someone else warm, someone cooler

Tax on cigarettes treats my cancer,

these things elevate me above animals



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(Being a girl) Being a girl

(Being a girl) Being a girl



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