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Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you!



Well it's time to celebrate your birthday,

It happens every year.

We'll ...

Yankovic Weird Al 522 песни

I Lost On Jeopardy

Ohhhhhh...

I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV,

Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D.

I was tense, I was nervous,

I guess it just wasn't my ...

Yankovic Weird Al 522 песни

I Love Rocky Road

I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool,

Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school

Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,

And vanilla just leaves me cold,

There's j...

Yankovic Weird Al 522 песни

Introduction - Carnival Of The Animals Part Two

(parody of "Carnival Of The Animals" by Camille Saint-Saens)



This is a new composition which features

A random assortment of all living creatures

You'll find that it's no...

Yankovic Weird Al 522 песни

Like A Surgeon

-Another fine music lyric file by:



Adrian "Dementia" Brush >:)

email=amb2be2e@panam3.panam.edu







*Like A Surgeon* by "Weird" Al Yankovic

<...

Yankovic Weird Al 522 песни

Midnight Star

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less,

At the checkout counter at the local grocery store.

I was only passin' by,

But a paper caught my eye,

And I ...

Yankovic Weird Al 522 песни

Money For Nothing, Beverly Hillbillies

Beverly.

Beverly Hillbillies.



Now, looka here, people, listen to my story,

A little story 'bout a man named Jed.

You know somethin', that poor mountaineer,

T...

Yankovic Weird Al 522 песни

Christmas At Ground Zero

CHRISTMAS AT GROUND ZERO

Al Yankovic



It's Christmas at ground zero

There's music in the air

The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing

While t...

522 песни

Trash Day

It's rotten (rotten, rotten, rotten)

So rotten here (here, here, here)

So rotten (rotten, rotten, rotten) (uh)

Oh



It was like, the last day before trash day (uh)

M...

522 песни

12 Pains Of Christmas

The first thing at Christmas,

That's such a pain to me:

Is finding a Christmas tree,



The second thing at Christmas,

That's such a pain to me:

rigging up the ...

522 песни

A Complicated Song

Uh huh ... extra cheese

Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me



Pizza party at your house

I went just to check it out

Nineteen extra larges

What a shame
...

522 песни

Aardvark

The Aardvark is really a curious creature

If you're an ant then he's likely to eat 'cha

Although his long nose makes him look rather hideous

He's still listed first in the encyclo...

522 песни

Achy Breaky Song

You can torture me

With Donnie and Marie

You can play some Barry Manilow

Or you can play some shlock

Like New Kids on the Block

Or any Village People song you know

522 песни

Addicted To Spuds

Guess what, Yep, another fine music lyric file by:

Adrian"Dementia"Brush

email=amb2be2e@panam3.panam.edu



*Addicted to Spuds* by "Weird" Al Yankovic



...

522 песни

Ahmish Paradise

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain

But thats just perfect for an Ahmish like me

You know I shun fancy thing...

522 песни

Airline Amy

Al Yankovic)



Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight

She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight

Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of plac...

522 песни

Albuquerque

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the

stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the

street from Jerry's Bait Shop... You know th...

522 песни

Alimony

Here she comes now, wants her alimony.

Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony.

Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now.

Well first she took my nest egg, then she took the nest.

I s...

522 песни

Alligator

Deep inside the merky swamp

There lives the Alligator

His policy is first to chomp

And then ask questions later

Although his lifestyle may seem crass,

I really wou...

522 песни

Alternative Polka

Medley arranged by "Weird Al" Yankovic



["Loser" by Beck]

Soy un perdidor

I'm a loser, baby,

So why don't you kill me?

Soy un perdidor

I'm a loser, bab...

522 песни

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