Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Well it's time to celebrate your birthday,
It happens every year.
We'll ...
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Well it's time to celebrate your birthday,
It happens every year.
We'll ...
Ohhhhhh...
I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV,
Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D.
I was tense, I was nervous,
I guess it just wasn't my ...
I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool,
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school
Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,
And vanilla just leaves me cold,
There's j...
(parody of "Carnival Of The Animals" by Camille Saint-Saens)
This is a new composition which features
A random assortment of all living creatures
You'll find that it's no...
-Another fine music lyric file by:
Adrian "Dementia" Brush >:)
email=amb2be2e@panam3.panam.edu
*Like A Surgeon* by "Weird" Al Yankovic
<...
I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less,
At the checkout counter at the local grocery store.
I was only passin' by,
But a paper caught my eye,
And I ...
Beverly.
Beverly Hillbillies.
Now, looka here, people, listen to my story,
A little story 'bout a man named Jed.
You know somethin', that poor mountaineer,
T...
CHRISTMAS AT GROUND ZERO
Al Yankovic
It's Christmas at ground zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
While t...
It's rotten (rotten, rotten, rotten)
So rotten here (here, here, here)
So rotten (rotten, rotten, rotten) (uh)
Oh
It was like, the last day before trash day (uh)
M...
The first thing at Christmas,
That's such a pain to me:
Is finding a Christmas tree,
The second thing at Christmas,
That's such a pain to me:
rigging up the ...
Uh huh ... extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame
...
The Aardvark is really a curious creature
If you're an ant then he's likely to eat 'cha
Although his long nose makes him look rather hideous
He's still listed first in the encyclo...
You can torture me
With Donnie and Marie
You can play some Barry Manilow
Or you can play some shlock
Like New Kids on the Block
Or any Village People song you know
Guess what, Yep, another fine music lyric file by:
Adrian"Dementia"Brush
email=amb2be2e@panam3.panam.edu
*Addicted to Spuds* by "Weird" Al Yankovic
...
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
But thats just perfect for an Ahmish like me
You know I shun fancy thing...
Al Yankovic)
Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight
She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight
Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of plac...
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the
stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the
street from Jerry's Bait Shop... You know th...
Here she comes now, wants her alimony.
Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony.
Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now.
Well first she took my nest egg, then she took the nest.
I s...
Deep inside the merky swamp
There lives the Alligator
His policy is first to chomp
And then ask questions later
Although his lifestyle may seem crass,
I really wou...
Medley arranged by "Weird Al" Yankovic
["Loser" by Beck]
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser, baby,
So why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser, bab...
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