Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his h...
Fat and weak, what a disgrace.
Guess the champ got too lazy.
Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.
But he's no ...
(knock, knock, knock)
-Hey, let me in I gotta Go!
-Wait didn't you just Go like, a half an hour ago?
-Yeah, but I gotta go again!
Oh, no!
Got a girl with a really ...
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Spongebob Squarepants
Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he
Spongebob Squarepants
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
Spong...
(Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope)
(R2-D2)
Her name was Leia, she was a princess,
with a danish on each ear, and Darth Vader drawing near
so R2-D2 found Ben Kenobi, ...
me me me me meeeeeee
i am the great mighty poo
and im going to throw my shit at you
a huge suply of thish
come from my chcolate star fish
how about some scat you l...
music intro - 4 bars
Well I bought it up
Brought Windows home and tried to boot it up
But when I load it up
It says my memory is not enough ...
I've been ru...
It was a special day at the toys r us
a big croud of people all making a fuss
4,000 in line and don't you know they'll do anything to get a tickle me elmo
the doors flew open people ...
WHO LET THEM COWS OUT?
Moo(4x)
Who let them cows out?
moo(4x)
Who let them cows out?
moo(4x)
Who let them cows out?
Well, the farmer was tired, the far...
Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get...
Cut my life into pieces
Ive reached my last resort
Suffocation, No breathing,
Don't give a ____ if I cut my arm, bleeding
This Is My Last Resort
Cause Im lo...
(intro)
We should kill him
Would be thrilling
Just to kill him
Lets hunt him down
And shoot him in the head
Lets beat the crap out of sadamm
Lets hu...
I've seen 'em come and I've seen 'em go
There's 1 thing that I know.
You gotta give the people what they want
Or you'll wind up back in Kokomo...
Nebraska
They lik...
They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago
They looked so sweet and harmless
Tell me, how was I to know
They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my su...
Announcer: Next week on U62...
Announcer: He's back
Announcer: And this time
Announcer: He's mad
Announcer: Gandhi II
Announcer: No more mister passive resi...
Fat and weak, what a disgrace.
Guess the champ got too lazy.
Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.
But he's no ...
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
Couldn't think of any lyrics
(parody of "Carnival Of The Animals" by Camille Saint-Saens)
This is a new composition which features
A random assortment of all living creatures
You'll find that it's no...
Beverly.
Beverly Hillbillies.
Now, looka here, people, listen to my story,
A little story 'bout a man named Jed.
You know somethin', that poor mountaineer,
T...
(Al Yankovic)
Let me tell you, sonny...let me set you straight
You kids today ain't never had it rough
Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate
You lazy brats thin...
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