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Christmas At Ground Zero


Al Yankovic

It's Christmas at ground zero

There's music in the air

The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing

While t...

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Trash Day

It's rotten (rotten, rotten, rotten)

So rotten here (here, here, here)

So rotten (rotten, rotten, rotten) (uh)


It was like, the last day before trash day (uh)


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12 Pains Of Christmas

The first thing at Christmas,

That's such a pain to me:

Is finding a Christmas tree,

The second thing at Christmas,

That's such a pain to me:

rigging up the ...

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A Complicated Song

Uh huh ... extra cheese

Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me

Pizza party at your house

I went just to check it out

Nineteen extra larges

What a shame

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The Aardvark is really a curious creature

If you're an ant then he's likely to eat 'cha

Although his long nose makes him look rather hideous

He's still listed first in the encyclo...

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Achy Breaky Song

You can torture me

With Donnie and Marie

You can play some Barry Manilow

Or you can play some shlock

Like New Kids on the Block

Or any Village People song you know

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Addicted To Spuds

Guess what, Yep, another fine music lyric file by:


*Addicted to Spuds* by "Weird" Al Yankovic


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Ahmish Paradise

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain

But thats just perfect for an Ahmish like me

You know I shun fancy thing...

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Airline Amy

Al Yankovic)

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight

She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight

Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of plac...

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Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the

stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the

street from Jerry's Bait Shop... You know th...

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Here she comes now, wants her alimony.

Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony.

Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now.

Well first she took my nest egg, then she took the nest.

I s...

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Deep inside the merky swamp

There lives the Alligator

His policy is first to chomp

And then ask questions later

Although his lifestyle may seem crass,

I really wou...

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Alternative Polka

Medley arranged by "Weird Al" Yankovic

["Loser" by Beck]

Soy un perdidor

I'm a loser, baby,

So why don't you kill me?

Soy un perdidor

I'm a loser, bab...

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Amish Paradise

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me

You know, I shun fancy thi...

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The Amoeba is so small you need

A microscope to see one

It hurts the eyes, but I'll concede,

I'd rather see then be one

They never sing or laugh or talk

Or eat fonde...

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Angry White Boy Polka

Cut my life into pieces

This is my last resort

Suffocation, no breathing

Don't give a %$@& if I cut my arm bleeding

This is my last resort

'Cause I'm losing ...

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Another One Rides The Bus

Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard,

And the place was pretty packed.

Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand,

With the perverts in the back.

It was smellin' like a locker r...

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Baby Got Jack

speaking part)

I like small butts and I cannot lie,

You honkies can't deny,

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face I get

Sick, c...

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Baby Likes Burping

You know my baby likes burping

You know my baby's kinda nauseating


My little vulgar one is so gross

'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she g...

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История в фотографиях (21)


В этой подборке мы увидим обувь римского легионера, островок старой Москвы, 1970 год. Пистолет-кастет, 1890-е....