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Live Fast Diarrhea

Intoxicated - the way I go through life Inebriated - and then I pay the price

Designated drinker with a defected driver I can't find my keys must have left

them inside her Eating Taco B...

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N I M B Y

The city council met last night the vote was one to six Denying access to our

town by TV's "G.E. Smith" The Mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter

Eileen She dreamed that ugly fuck...

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Pizza Tran She Delivers

Medium cheese, she is glad to take my order

Long long way from that Lao-Viet border

She fled the jungle, the evil Viet Cong

Pizza Tran, orange county is where you belong

Tw...

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Power Mustache

Mustache is a symbol of repression and of hate Never trust a man with a butt

broom on his face It's the facial marking of the man who holds you down The

source of all your problems, ever...

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Soup Of The Day

Soup of the day. Flavor of the month.

Stain in your pants from your bleeding cup.

Sell out! Buy in! Never gonna change! Cash out now buy a home on the range.

18 years, I'm still...

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Take It Back!

Let's go to the place where the food is really good and my order's understood

and they won't drown my food, yeah! Get me to the seat, I wanna eat, just a

party of three Me! Me! Me! Yeah...

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OK

Hey buddy how you doin' today?

Thanks a lot buddy I'm doin' OK.

How bout you, you doin' all right?

Well I got into a fight my girl left last night.

That's rough guy what wa...

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Oi To The World

Haji was a punk just like any other boy - And he never had no trouble until he started up his Oi band, - safe in the garage or singing in the tub. - Till Haji went to far and he plugged in at the pub ...

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My First Xmas, As A Woman

With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest - and follow my dreams and to face - a life of delusion and gender confusion - no longer will be the case - I never wanted army men of basketballs, - I on...

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Viking Suit

Come here little boy - I'm a friend of your mother's - I'll give you a candy bar if you get in the car - Okay - He's got his camera - and deep seeded obsessions - His nordic heritage - and sexual frus...

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The New You

Now you say that you like me, but you don't "like" like me. And you say that you love me but you're not "in" love with me And we should just be friends- but friends shouldn't treat other friends like ...

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I Dont Believe In Santa Clause

I don't believe in Santa Clause- - his corporate image forced upon - the blinded spending masses, - to enslave the lower classes - with obligatory gifts that serve to cleanse - a year of guilt and sha...

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Moving Up

Hey mom, it's been fantastic since I'm on my own - At first it seemed so drastic when you and dad kicked me out - but it made me get my act together - and learn what life's all about - now I'm self re...

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Gator Hide

Alligator skins, crocodile hides, good ol' boys, and their Southern brides

City folk come for the lure of the bounty

But they don't come back 'cause the sheriff of the country is

...

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Long Hair Queer

Well I asked about him, that long hair, and those curls

She said he's just a nice guy, likes to hang out with the girls

Well I didn't think twice about him- I just figured him for gay

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Marry Me

Young girl says to her mom, - "How did you know that father was the one?" - Then mom just rolls her eyes - She says, "You'll find that special guy" - but to herself she cannot lie - She says, "I'm pra...

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Ive Got An Ape Drape

Make it like that famous country singer

Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer

Clean me up but let me keep my edge,

In the day I like to keep it dignified

But at ni...

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Youre Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)

I don't need much attention anymore

Sometimes I cringe at the thought of the things that I did before

And I don't wanna take up all your time

Sometimes I cringe at the thought of ...

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43210-1

4, 3, 2, 1, 0, -1!



Stop!

Pretending you're even having fun,

You just stand there looking dumb

And bored with your thumb in your ass...

(You're better than that!)

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Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)

anarchy, kill a cat - shoot james brady in the back - raise an army of rabid rats - beat your neighbor with a bat - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarch...

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....