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Step Daddy


Step daddy, I know what you want
I come through like the first of the month
Ain't nothing but a holiday
When I fuck my way
I'm her worst nightmare, her wettest dream
We always do that freaky th...

299 песни

Punk Bitch


Write a little save-a-hoe speech all these fake-ass hoes...
Fake punk-ass bitches...
Do you know what I mean vern?
Fuckin'em up like this, vern...
$hort dog's in the house, bitch!

She's a pu...

299 песни

Hard on The Boulevard


Sunshine, convertable tops
You call 'em rags, we call 'em drops
You ride black walls, we ride vogues
You got a girlfriend, we pimp hoes
You say I'm fake, I say you're smoking
I'm just a mack na...

299 песни

Dead or Alive


I heard there was a rumor too $hort was dead
Walked in the house and got shot in the head
I know you don't believe it, if you do you're wrong
How can I die and rock it all night long?
I'm too $...

299 песни

Short but Funky


Verse 1:
Life is too short but now it's kind of funky
I make the beats for me and my homies
Newspaper reporters and others always ask me
Why I'm x-rated and I rap so nasty
When I was a teen I d...

299 песни

It's Your Life


[too $hort]
It's your life, don't be stupid dope..
{p-funk sample}
Cause when you waste it..
It's your life, don't don't be stupid dope..
{p-funk sample}
Cause when you waste it..

Nowwwwwww...

299 песни

Short Dog's in The House


Moving up! east oakland, yeah that's right (repeat 4x)

Oakland, california, west coast life
You either play the game or you smoke the pipe
I became a rapper at the age 14
No gold ropes, no dia...

299 песни

Rap Like Me


Too $hort, mc

Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top
Keep doing what you're doing and you're sure to get dropped
Like a trick, nothing's even up my sleeve
A million albums sold and it's ha...

299 песни

In The Oaktown


(verse 1):
You hear me talking you know I'm from the o-a-k
I tell it like it is and that's the only way
I'm the m the a the c the k I write my rhymes everyday
Now all you one-rap rappers what ar...

299 песни

Pimpology


(pimp): all we want is the money

(pimp 2): I keep em' bro. wake up one morning, and, with some money
To spend, they go crazy.

(verse 1):
I'm going to tell you a story in stereo,
About the p...

299 песни

The Ghetto


Talking bout the ghetto...funky funky ghetto
Trying to survive, trying to stay alive

Chorus:

The ghetto
The ghetto
(talking bout the ghetto)
The ghetto
The ghetto
(funk funky ghetto)

...

299 песни

Paula Janet


Bitch! that's a trademark

I was at my house not doing anything
Half past ten I heard the phone ring
When I picked it up, I said hello?
The bitch spoke up and said what's up ho?
I said, bitc...

299 песни

Little Girls


Little girls of the world, you're all so sprung
15, 16 and all so young
I thought about you just last night
Grabbed my pen then I started to write
A rap that'll cap like a true blue rap
Not a w...

299 песни

Freaky Tales


These are the tales, the freaky tales...
The tales that I tell so well...

I met this girl, her name was joan
She loved the way I rocked the microphone
When I met joan, I took her home
She was...

299 песни

Mack Attack


It's a mack attack, coming from way back
My name is too $hort baby, I don't play that jack
I'm from the dangerous crew, and I tell you it's true
Everything they say about playboy too
I'm $hort d...

299 песни

Dope Fiend Beat


Bitch, funky fresh from oakland, california...
Dangerous music and it don't stop to the beat, baby...

Bitches on my mind
I can't hold back, now's the time
All you loud-mouth bitches talk too m...

299 песни

Nobody Does It Better


Funky fresh on the microphone

Too $hort
Too $hort

[ verse 1 ]
See, I'm fresh like always, I'm comin at you
And you know I won't stop till I'm through
So get on it. now is the time
Too $ho...

299 песни

Pimp The Ho


Pimp the ho

Pimp that ho

It's like too $hort raps been around a while
I rocked to the beat and got my own style
I'm from the o city, and I said it before
I was born to mack, call me playboy...

299 песни

I Ain't Trippin


I was told not long ago
Too $hort don't stop that rap!'
Now everytime I grab the mic
I rock you just like that
8 years ago when I started to rap
I use to sell tapes everywhere
It was me and my...

299 песни

City of Dope


City of dope, I call it oak
Can't be broke, selling coke
Fat ropes, shattered hopes
Fresh cars and all that dope
Baseheads keep the trade alive
Nobody know about a 9 to 5
Everybody's just tryi...

299 песни

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