(1,2,1,2,3,4) Tom: I don't want to urinate on myself
I don't want to urinate on anyone else
But, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore
Cuz I can't control my bladder anymore
Now it's time to say good bye,
didn't mean to make you cry out.
Now it's time to say hello,
to the hopes and dreams u don't know.
chorus:
don't take the high road,...
In the car, I just can't wait
To pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
...
(Verse 1)
I'm sick of always hearing
all the sad songs on the radio
all day it is there to remind
an oversensitive guy
that he's lost and alone yeah
(Verse 2...
Always see it on TV,
Or read it in the magazines,
Celebrities who want sympathy,
All they do is piss and moan,
Inside the Rolling Stone,
Talkin' about,
How ha...
Caught of guard
All worked up
The air is as dark and cold as night
Let me go
I'm not done
I swear I'll take this one lifetime
CHORUS:
And I
I w...
No sound is heard from unit two
When there was once so much to do
Was once a green mansion, but now it's a wasteland
Our days of wreckless fun are through
GO!
Yeah my girlfriend
takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive
And she doesn't get all jealous
when I hang out with my dummass friends
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one do...
Tom- I masturbated like 5 times within the last 24 hours.
It's gonna fall off, it hurts!!! Do i look feminine when i stand like this?
(Intro Starts)
Tom- I met Christ...
I guess it's only the men
Who get fucked now and again
We take our chicks to the mall
We wait in parking stalls
And when we come home too late
She's pissed that she had t...
Jenny, Jenny
Who can I turn to?
You give me something I can hold on to
I know you think I'm like the others before
I saw your name and number on the wall
Jenny, I ...
1, 2, 3, 4
Fuckin' and sucking and touching
Fuckin' and sucking and touching
Fuckin' and sucking and touching
Fuckin' and sucking and touching
Fuckin' and sucking ...
Ignoring my mother,
Dissing my father,
Killing my brother,
Fucking my sister,
Ahh!
(musical intermission)
Ignoring my mother,
Dissing my father,...
I know a guy,
He has sex with his sister,
He used his dick to pop her,
Four foot blister,
And I know it's not that cool,
He fucked her in my swimming pool,
Got thre...
I hear the phone...it rings so violently
Can't leave my room, can't breathe since she left me
I will admit, I hate those things I said
Girls always cry, guys'll never admit they did<...
La UNi es lo mejor
fuera Catlica, fuera San marcos
Yo estoy feliz estudiando aqu,
tan feliz como una gran lombriz!
Gorda, fea, como tu abuelita;
Y el Bertolt, una ...
i'm sick of being alone
when are you coming home
just a glimps of your face
i can
remember smelling your hair
i'll meet you anywhere
some where that no one can retr...
Jenny Jenny who can I turn to,
you give something that I can hold on to,
I know you think that I'm like the others before,
I saw your name and number on the wall.
(Choru...
Why can't people just understand
money's something in the nature of the hand
now as we need something to help us with
all used up and nothing more to give
Change for the...
In the darkest tunnel its nice to see a light , just a headlight-
like the one that's headed right for me.
it would be be nice if things would turn out right, turn out right, yeah.
d...
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