Grandpa is an As*hole
Unos, dos, tres, quarto,
When you f***ed grandpa
Did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to fe...
Unos, dos, tres, quarto,
When you f***ed grandpa
Did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to fe...
I guess its only the men
Who get fucked now and again
We take our chicks to the mall,
We wait in parking stalls
And when we come home too late,
She's pissed that she had ...
Got a lotta heartache
Hes a fucken weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal
Cause I love your little motions
You with your pigtails
What a nice creatio...
13 miles down the road lives a young boy
hes got jet black hair and blue green eyes
and hes mine.
And every now and then he and i will sit together on the porch
And i ta...
Josie
you're my source of most frustration,
forget when
I don't meet expectations,
everything you wished came true,
in the end we all blamed you,
even though as th...
Home show, mom wont know
Run out the back door
Hes passed out on the floor
Third time, been caught twice
Forgive our neighbor Bob
I think he humped the dog
But good...
(yeah)
I fell down a gutter but I can't complain
Another false step could drive me insane
I only got myself here to blame
So I shake off the feet and I start again
...
i talk to you every now and then
i never felt so alone again
i stop to think at a wishing well
my thaughts send me on a carousel
here i am, standing on my own
not a motio...
You should take a second breath,
Before you get a gift to recieve,
And in open oppurtunity come,
better fuckin' take it,
Chorus: You are a peace of shit you should of
Bells are ringing
Children Sreamin'
People dieing everywhere
Bloods ah spurtin'
People are hurtin'
Suffrage in the air
Life really sucks
Two hearted fu...
I talk to you every now and then
I never felt so alone again
I stop to think at a wishing well
My thoughts send me on a Carousel
Here I am standing on my own
Not a...
when you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
did he hold you till the sun did rise and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to fellate him, and stick a finger or two in his...
Everything has fallen to pieces
Earth is dyin' help me Jesus
We need guidance, we've been misled
Young and hostile but not stupid
Corporate leaders, politicians
K...
Hey mom theres something in the backroom
I hope it's not the creatures from above
You used to read me stories
As if my dreams were boring
We all know conspiracies are dumb
(this song is about aliens 'cos Tom's a trecky,
I have been abducted and probed in the anus,
Travis you ready?
On perpose,
Alright here we go)
Hey mom theres somet...
I never thought I'd,
I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
I traced the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my t...
I've got her in my head,
And I will not go to bed,
And I know it sounds lame but
She's the girl of my dreams.
And of course I'd do anything for her.
I'd search the...
This one goes out to Em.....
Gotta Lotta Heartache
Shes a fucken weasel
These issues make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal?
I push...
It's alright to tell me what you think about me
I won't try to argue or hold it against you
I know that you're leaving you must have your reasons
the season is calling and...
I fucked a bitch last night
He fucked a bitch last night
Im gonne a fuck a bitch tonight
yes Im gonne fuck your mom tonight
I fucked a bitch last night
He fucked a...
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