Halloween - Stephen Lynch
Thinking of all the cool creatures that I will meet on this night
Ghosts and goblins and witches roaming the streets in moonlight
Bowls of candy and goodies, deliciou...
Hand in hand we walk the city.
Beneath the darkened skies.
Stealing kisses in the shadows away from prying eyes.
Hiding out from those we know.
Secrets whispers voices low.
Pulses racing h...
[VERSE 1 Stephen + (Courtney):]
I've been drinking here since 5, it's 2AM and
Everybody's gone
The bar man's cleaning up, the jukebox off and all the
Lights are on
(I look up from my PBR, an...
Whittlin' Man - Stephen Lynch
In the woods of Northern Michigan he made his home
Didn't ask much from the world, just wanted to be alone
He got his first real blade at thirteen thats when it a...
Well I can't find my car keys,
They were right here in my hand.
Wait a second, let me look
Did I leave them in the kitchen?
Or underneath the cushins of the couch?
I can't find them an...
I'm sorry but I don't know what to do.
I just need more Cowbell
Tall glass O'water is my favorite
because it has cowbell
Thats funny to you engineer man in the corner
You don't know nothing ...
I flagged him down at the corner
And he picked me up at the light
I told him where I was going
And we drove off into the night
'How's it going my friend?' I asked him
Slowly he turned his ...
I came down to the breakfast table
Felt like I could die
I tried so hard, but wasn't able
To look you in the eye
For I am feeling so much shame
Yes I have brought disgrace
Could tell I soi...
If I could be a Superhero,
I would be Awesome Man.
I'd fly around the world fighting crime
According to my Awesome Plan.
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making ...
Watch them run, watch them fall,
Watch them try to catch a ball, olympics
At the special olympics.
Watch them laugh, watch them drool,
Watch them fall into the pool, that's diving.
At the...
Deep in prayer my cross to wear
I kneel upon the floor
Temptations of a catholic priest aren't easy to ignore
But I can not control myself
He rips my soul apart
For one small sheep among my ...
Not Home - Stephen Lynch
You say thats you're leaving but just for a day
The company wants you to fly to LA
So you leave me alone and i sit and i say
What will i do today
Today while you...
If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two.
And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you.
And if I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee.
And if I had the painter's touch, on c...
When the game of life makes you feel like quittin',
It helps a lot if you kill a kitten
Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin,
You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten.
There's no crime ...
I call you from the car to say I'll be there in a while
A short plane ride and I will get to see your pretty smile
There's nothing on the radio- I fiddle with the dial
Then I see a sign- the air...
All my days
I live with my disgrace
I'm afraid to show my face
Or at least take off my underwear
See I was born
Like a half way neutered pet
I don't have a matching set
It's a part of ...
I'm a rich and famous doctor
Always knew I'd be
Expert in the field of
Gynecology
Next on my agenda
Checking your pudenda
Let me see what I can find
If you get your nerve up
Slip ins...
Mark: I like my toast buttered
Stephen: and i'll take mine dry
Mark: I dig the beatles
Stephen: i'm a stones kinda guy
Mark: I have fine taste
Stephen: and i like things cheap
Mark: ...
i kissed you on the cheek goodnight my love i said,
u turned to me and smiled 'a baby's on the way',
and then you drift asleep to dream of life anew,
and i lie wondering just what i should i d...
I'm a rich and famous doctor
I always thought I'd be
An expert in the field of
Gynecology
Next on my agenda:
Checking your pudenda
Let me see what I can find
If you get your nerve up
...
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