I am – the embalmer
And it's nice to meet you
Now's my – chance to
Get to know you better
Now you're – lying
There upon my table
And it's – time to
Prepare you for embalming

Embalmer
Embalms you
Embalmer Embalms you
Embalmer – embalms you
Embalmer – embalms youuuuuuuuu

Yes it's – nice to
Have you in my parlour
As I – vacuum
Out all your fluids
You're still – lying
There upon my table
And it's – time to
Inject the embalming fluid

Embalmer Embalms you
Embalmer
Embalms you
Embalmer – embalms you
Embalmer – embalms youuuuuuuuu