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Mr Knowitall

They call me Mr. Knowitall

I will not compromise.

I will not be told what to do.

I shall not step aside.

They call me Mr. Knowitall

I have no time to waste.

M...

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Mr Krinkle

Hello Mr. Krinkle

How are you today?

Seems the rumors are about

your team might move away

Now, me I'm sentimental

But I'm not one to cry



Say there Mr....

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Mrs Blaileen

Mrs. Blaileen - she was his sixth grade teacher

and she controlled the children

by using humiliation

The target always seemed to be Donny

He was a bit slower than the other...

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My Name Is Mud

My name is Mud

Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis

My name is mud and it's always been

'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen

I dress i...

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Natural Joe

There's a boy out 'luma way named Joe Eugene.

He's one mellow ass son of a bitch-a.



He loves his wheat grass and cold bean curd.

He's one healthy ass sone of a bitch-a.

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Nature Boy

I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off

Dance around the house like nature boy

My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what I would like them to be

But you don't see m...

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On The Tweek Again

Used to come around here

to peddle his wares

A lot more takers now



The turkey "J"

You can taste the air

Around your face



His name was Barrest ...

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Over The Electric Grapevine

They headed southward from San Francisco

To be with Chuckles and the others

With electric in the air and peroxide in their hair

They looked like golden brothers



T...

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Over The Falls

They broke out in laughter again,

his lip beaded with sweat as they strapped him in,

and he stood by and waited to be called.

The talk was of times that had gone by

and th...

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Pork Soda

Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five and lay

yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never really was burgundy.

It was red, and you painted with the g...

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Power Mad

Military show is Blastin' off to Kosovo.

Military show with lightning speed.

Sensitivity? Oh, just a rusty nail in the corporate show.

How many stabs before we bleed?


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Precipitation

Rain Rain Rain Rain Rain Rain Rain Rain Rain Rain....



There are stories of pleasure, there are stories of pain.

But the gods torment me with slabs of rain.

It started on ...

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Pressman

By the light of the lamp I sit to type

my notes on tab at my side.

I don't see the sun much these days,

a fluorescent tan covers my hide.

How much impact shall I have t...

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Pudding Time

You can have a lolly pop

a candy bar a jelly bean.

I'll buy you a rainbow

to hang above your door.

It's pudding time.

Laughter is a sweet

You can't put a pr...

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Rancor

Rancor, rancor. Wake up and thank her. Where's Billy Bob? Gene, weight

the anchor.

Rancor, rancor. You really oughtn't spank her Oh olalaberry.

Rancor, rancor. Isabella Dzerman ...

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Running The Gauntlet

What are you wanting from me? Look over my shoulder as much as you

please.

We're primed and we're ready to go toe to toe with disease.



And what are you hoping to see? Wou...

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Sathington Willoughby

We are gathered here

Today in these majestic

halls of old to honor

a man they call

Sathington Willoughby.

There's a joke or two,

A pun or three

I feel ...

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Scissor Man

Snipping, snipping, snipping goes the scissor man

Putting end to evil doers games

Snipping, snipping, snipping goes the scissor man

Maybe you are in his book of names

Maybe...

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Seas of Cheese

When the going gets tough

And the stomach acids flow.

The cold wind of conformity

Is nippin' at your nose

When some trendy new atrocity

Has brought you to...

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Sgt Baker

Sgt. Baker is my name

I'm gonna teach you how to play the game

of warfare

Suddenly it appears to me

You got a bit much dignity

For your own good, boy

Yes sir,...

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