Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got

Not much of a girlfriend

Never seem to get a lot



Take a jumbo cross the water

Like to see America

See the girls in California

I?m hoping it?s going to come true

But there?s not a lot I can do



Could we have kippers for breakfast

Mummy dear, Mummy dear

They got to have ?em in Texas

Cos everyone?s a millionaire



I?m a winner, I?m a sinner

Do you want my autograph

I?m a loser what a joker

I?m playing my jokes upon you

While there?s nothing better to do



Don?t you look at my girlfriend

She?s the only one I got

Not much of a girlfriend

Never seem to get a lot



Take a jumbo cross the water

Like to see America

See the girls in California

I?m hoping it?s going to come true

But there?s not a lot I can do