I'm proud to a union man

I make those meetings when I can, yeah

I pay my dues ahead of time

When the benefits come I'm last in line, yeah

I'm proud to be a union man



Every fourth Friday at 10 am

There's a meeting of the A F of M. yeah

Chairman ?

"This meeting will now come to order

Is there any new business?"

Member ?

"Yeah, I think 'Live music are better'

Bumper stickers should be issued"

Chairman ?

"What was that?"

Member ?

"'Live music is better' bumper stickers

Should be issued"

Chairman ?

"The gentleman says

'Live music is better' bumper stickers

Should be issued

All in favour of what he said

Signify by sayin' 'ay'"

Members ?

"Ay!"

Chairman ?

"If, however, you are opposed

Signify by saying 'no'"

I'm proud to be a union man