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So, the clean version says "Oh snap" instead of "Oh sh*t".
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(Oh sh*t! Oh sh*t! Oh sh*t!
You ain't ready for this! Oh sh*t! Oh!)

When I come to the club, step aside (oh, sh*t!)
Part the seats, don't be havin' me in the line (oh, sh*t!)
V.I.P. cause you know I gotta shine (oh, sh*t!)
I'm Fergie Ferg, me love you long time (oh, sh*t!)

All my girls get down on the floor (oh, sh*t!)
Back to back, drop it down real low (oh, sh*t!)
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a h* (oh, sh*t!)
Cause you know what I dont give a f**k so here we go (oh, sh*t!)

[chorus:]
How come every time you come around
My London-London bridge wanna go down like London-London-London,
Wanna go down like London-London-London, be going down like.
How come every time you come around
My London-London bridge wanna go down like London-London-London,
Wanna go down like London-London-London, be going down like.

Drinks start pouring and my speech starts slurring,
Everybody starts looking real good, (oh, sh*t!)
The grey goose got your girl feeling loose,
Now I'm wishing that I didn't wear these shoes.
It's like every time I get up on the dew,
Paparazzi put my business in the news!

I'm like, get up out my face! (Oh, sh*t!)
Before I turn around and spray your as* with Mase! (Oh, sh*t!)
My lips make you wanna have a taste. (Oh, sh*t!)
You got that, I got the bass.

[chorus:]
How come every time you come around
My London-London bridge wanna go down like London-London-London,
Wanna go down like London-London-London, be going down like.
How come every time you come around
My London-London bridge wanna go down like London-London-London,
Wanna go down like London-London-London, be going down like.

Ah, la la da da do...

When I come to the club, step aside, (oh, sh*t!)
Part the seats, don't be having me in line, (oh, sh*t!)
V.I.P. 'cause you know I gotta shine, (oh, sh*t!)
I'm Fergie-Fergie, me love you long time, (oh, sh*t!)
All my girls get down on the floor, (oh, sh*t!)
Back-to-back, drop it down real low, (oh, sh*t!)
Such a lady, but I'm dancing like a h*, (oh, sh*t!)
'Cause you know I don't give a f*ck so here we go, (oh, sh*t!)

[chorus:]
How come every time you come around
My London-London bridge wanna go down like London-London-London,
Wanna go down like London-London-London, be going down like.
How come every time you come around
My London-London bridge wanna go down like London-London-London,
Wanna go down like London-London-London, be going down like.

[this following part is only in the album version]
[Spoken Dialogue:]
Great track, oh, mate, loved it!
Quality, pure quality, bro.
Uh, what’s her name again? What? Uh, oh, Samson.
Uh, oh, Samson. No, not you, bro. What?
The girl on the track. Fergie! My bad, brother, sorry, I didn’t mean to.
I thought you meant my name, I was -
No, not your name, geyser, the f*cking girl on the track, mate!
It’s quality, pure quality. Listen, how does it go?
Like London-London. No, it’s not like that, mate, no.
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.

~London-London-London~

That’s the best part. London-London.
No, bro.

~London-London-London~

London-London.