Im Shady
[Eminem]

Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh?)

Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl (I did!)

Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl

Sold a billion tapes and still screamed, "Fuck the world!"

(I'm Slim Shady..) so come and kill me while my name's hot

And shoot me twenty-five times in the same spot (Ow!)

I think I got a generation brainwashed

to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot (uhh-oh)

Stop they blood flow until they veins clot

I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch

Purple haze and acid raindrops

Spike the punch at the party and drink pop (gulp gulp)

Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top

Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop

You gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feel you

So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you



I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets

I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free

You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin

(I'm Slim Shady..) I'm Shady!!



[Eminem]

I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful (uh-huh huh)

I like birds, bees, I like people

I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful (hehehe)

like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (Woo!)

The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike

while I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like

cause this is how I am in real life (mm-hmm)

I don't want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice (uh-huh)

How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat

when they high off of drugs they haven't even done yet (Huh?)

So bring the money by tonight - cause your wife

said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life (Help me! Help me!)

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