Rockhard In A Funky Place
Does anybody know U're here?

This house of ill-repute (Ooh honey, I'm scared of U)

Tryin' 2 deal with all your fears

I guess this is what U get 4 being cute (Cute, cute)



Soaked in banana cologne

No wonder U're all alone

It's written all over your face

U're just a rockhard in a funky place



Rockhard in a funky place



Here comes a lady so U cover up

She's a freak hot funky electric mama with double cups

(OK now, come on, come on, girl - let's see, come on)

See, U… U couldn't cop if U wanted 2

Because something near your leg is haunting U

Such a disgrace, U're a rockhard in a funky place (Ow!)



Ha ha, y'all



Rockhard in a funky place



U was workin' on the line U could drop on her (Uh, uh)

But U couldn't concentrate when your dick saw her (Uh, uh)

Maybe if U cop a nut in the car (Maybe if U cop a nut in the car)

Maybe U could think about playing guitar



(Rock, rock) {repeat}

Oh yeah {x3}



Rockhard in a funky place



All U're looking 4 is love

Or a reason 2 believe there's a God above

Pretty soon U'll get enough

And head back 2 a life so tough



I just hate 2 see an erection go 2 waste (Aaaah)

I'm just a rockhard in a funky place

Rockhard in a funky place

Say it - rockhard in a funky place

Rockhard in a funky place

Oh, U rockhard in a funky place

U rockhard in a funky place



Say it, y'all

(Rock, rock) {repeat 2 fade}

What?

We gotta go, y'all

Tune in next week

Same time, same boogie

Rock hard

Oh yeah, we will rock, y'all

But until then keep your finger on the trigger

That's the only way it'll get bigger



What kind of fuck ending was that