Goin' home late last night

Suddenly I got a fright

Yeah, I looked through a window & suprise what I saw:

Fairy boots are dancin' with a dwarf

All right now!



Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

Yeah, I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies

Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes

Well all right now!



So I went to the doctor to see what he could give me

He said, "Son, son, you've gone too far,

'cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do."