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Wheres My Slice?

So sick and tired of your bitching and complaining



So long you've been oppressed while others lives are



gaining



Want reparations, you're needy and deserving

NoFX 565 песни

ID

One night, I fell asleep

A man dressed in black in front of me

I said ";Whatcha going to do to me?";

He said ";I'm gonna set you free.

From all the pressures of society

NoFX 565 песни

Dads Bad News

Don't believe a word your grandfather says

He's been classified grade a psycotik

You can see it from the hole in his head

A saner man would have used a bigger gun



Degene...

Nofx 565 песни

Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Dont)

Birds are dumb cause small bird brains

But so are kids and old people

Some birds talk, most others sing

I don?t see you eating a talking bird



Pigs smell bad and roll...

NoFx 565 песни

Dinasours Will Die

This is not a test on the emergency broadcast system

This is the real thing



Sit back watch it crumble, see the drowning watch the fall

I feel just terrible about it, that?s...

NoFx 565 песни

Dinosaurs Will Day

Sit back watch it crumble, see the drowning watch the fall

I feel just terrible about it, that's sarcasm, let it burn

I'm gonna make a toast when it falls apart

I'm gonna raise my gl...

NoFX 565 песни

Youre Bleeding

You've got the beauty,

but that don't mean a thing

A bland reciprocation,

but that dosen't bother me

You're happier with lights on

underneath a darkened sky

O...

NOFX 565 песни

Fun Things To Fuck (If Youre A Winner)

The lyric is recorded like this:



Fuck the front door fuck the back

fuck the good girls with the knack

fuck the guverment until they fuck

you back fuck a muslim fuck ...

NOFX 565 песни

Idiots Have Taken Over

it's not the right time to be sober

now the idiots have taken over

spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?



Mensa membership exceeding

tell me why and how are...

Nofx 565 песни

I Want You To Want Me

I want you to want me.

I need you to need me.

I'm beggin' you to beg me.

And I want you now...



Yeah, I want you to want me.

I need you to need me.

I'm beggin...

Nofx 565 песни

Shes Gone

A blackened wick is what remains

The flame was blown out just recently

Although the candle hadn't burned down to the stick

It won't be lit again, the day won't be so bright
...

NoFx 565 песни

Whats The Matter With Kids Today

There's something wrong

with the kids in my neighborhood

They always listen to their moms

They disregard civil disobedience

They'd rather do what they're told

They d...

NoFx 565 песни

We Got Two Jealous Agains

I thought you were the one when I heard Holidays in the sun come

from your bedroom but my mind started to stray when I saw Youth of Today

mixed with your singles what's with this underdog<...

NOFX 565 песни

Thank God Its Monday

I?m gonna tell you what I really think I like about Monday

Cause they fell like Saturdays

When you don?t have to go to work, every day is a holiday

I wake up when I want to, I do ...

NoFx 565 песни

The Desperations Gone

Trip down the stairs into hell

Cathay de I miss your smell

A mixture of puke, beer, stale piss

Fuck, sweat, and fear

Adrenaline addicted, the blood leak

From my head...

NoFx 565 песни

Germ Free Adolescents

I know she's antiseptic

her deodorant smells nice

I'd like to get to know you

But you're deep frozen like the ice

She's a germ free adolescent

Cleanliness is her obs...

NoFx 565 песни

Im Telling Tim

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better put out

Records D.I.Y.

Cause it's not what

You been and if

You fuck up....

I'm tellin Tim...

NoFx 565 песни

Hot Dog In A Hallway

She'll have another piece of pie

She'll have a double reuben rye

She works hard at eating well

That's why I love her



She's got a couple of pony kegs

Her arms ...

NoFx 565 песни

We Aint Shit

Tear that poster off the wall

It takes up too much space

We ain't no fucking rock band, man

We're a professional

Disgrace - is the word I would use

To describe

NoFx 565 песни

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