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I Gota Pee

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i gotta pee!

i gotta pee!

i gotta pee!

i gotta pee!

i gotta pee!

i gotta pee!

i gotta pee!

i gotta pee!

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565 песни

Jandiced Eye

Black is beautiful, white is so pure

Can you see a difference? all I see's a blur

Is one color a virtue how can you be sure

Ignorance the disease education the cure



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565 песни

Kill Rocks Stars

"Kill the rockstars" how ironic, Kathleen

You've been crowned the newest queen

Kinda like the punk rock Gloria Steinham

You can't change the world by blaming men

Can't chan...

565 песни

Liza And Louzie

Liza had eough of men

She said she won?t get burnt again

She says they don?t know how to fuck

He last boyfriend the schmuck

Shared with her a nice disease

Kept her p...

565 песни

Mean People Suck

Mean people suck.

Mean people suck.

Mean people suck.

Mean people suck.

They Suck!

They Suck!

They Suck!

They Suck!

Mean people suck.

Mea...

565 песни

My Heart Is Yearning

For you my heart was yearning

And how I love you so

It's come of you my dick is burning

It's dripping on my car (not sure about this one)...

565 песни

My Penis

My penis is like a hot-dog,

but I don't get monthly blood drips

My penis hardly even used

My penis's got lots of extra skin

They took my outtie and made it an in

Ch...

565 песни

Nofx Herojuana

Lite the match,

Burn the flower,

Leave behind,

All the wrong.

Why be sad?

Heaven

Modern day, prohibition!

Are we men?

Are we children?

At...

565 песни

Nofx Shes Gone

A blackened wick is what remains

The flame was blown out just recently

Although the candle hadn't burned down to the stick

It wont be lit again, the day wont be quite as bright

565 песни

Olive Me

olive me, why not take all?

can't you see i'm no good without you?

take these arms i wanna loose 'em

take these lips i'll never use them.



your goodbye left me with ...

565 песни

Please Stop Fucking My Mom

What the fuck are you doing

Don't you know right from wrong

I didn't care you fucked my sister

But please stop stickin it into my mom.

My mom, my mom, please stop fucking m...

565 песни

Punk Guy (cause he does punk things)

Crazier than GG, More pc than EN

Got colored teeth like johnny

Exudes a vicious disposition

His hair sticks out like colins did, he jumps

Similar to springa you, he poi...

565 песни

Punk Song

Am I supposed to do things right?

NO

I don't have the time

This is how I live my life

I haven't got much pride

And its ok if I live like a slob

Cause this is ...

565 песни

Reagan Sucks

Heard it first from Reagan youth

Dead Kennedys and D.I. too

Wanna burn the effigie

From DRI to MDC

Guess what nostalgia sucks

But I miss songs about

How Reaga...

565 песни

S And M Airlines

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight

I had to get out of this town tonight

Then a lady in black caught my attention

I couldn't figure out what was her intention

565 песни

S&M Airlines

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight

I had to get out of this town tonight

then a lady in black caught my attention

I couldn't figure out what was her intention

565 песни

Showerdays

In the morning I awake

I feel my bladder about to break

I scratch my balls I rub my eyes

Just feeling lousy



My girlfriend tells me that

It's time to take a b...

565 песни

Sm Airlines

S/M Airlines

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I went to the airport but I missed my flight

I had to get out of this town tonight

This lady in black she caught my attention

I couldn't fi...

565 песни

Stand By Me

When the night has come

And the land is dark,

And the moon is the only light we'll see.

Well I won't be afraid,

No, I won't be afraid

Just as long as you stand

Stan...

565 песни

Stranded

She once told me not to listen

Find the answers, intuition

Follow no-one, trust your instincts

Face the world, find out it stinks



Don't come crying, Don't come cryi...

565 песни

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