I am your high priest of selling
And I've got your sainthood covered – again
I am a quick-change artist – at least
But don't you forget I'm an instrument of good
Your doctor

Bullet proof alibis – I'm your doctor
Social butterflies – I'm your doctor
I'll bring you powerful allies –I'm your doctor
I'm your high priest of selling – I'm your doctor

I am your Indian chief or your head cook and bottle washer
I'm what you need here 'cause I'm your doctor concoctor
Take me for who I am – your sacrificial lamb

"Follow –all they do is follow" (the people are sheep)
"Don't know" – huddled indecisive (the people are sheep)

Baa.

Bullet proof alibis – I'm your doctor
Social butterflies _ I'm your doctor
I'll bring you powerful allies –I'm your doctor
I'm your high priest of selling – I'm your doctor