I play practical jokes, just to get a laugh (ha hah)

I put roaches in my neighbor's bubblebath

But anyway one day she called upon me

She said, "Lyte - it's an emergency!"

My next door neighbor had an errand to run

I said, "Why Ms. Davis - ask your son"

She said, "Ricky's at his grandmother's"

I said, "Well what about Tommy, the younger brother?"

She said, "See, umm, he's at the pharmacy"

I said, "He'll be back soon how much longer could it be?"

She said, "C'mon please, it's just a trip uptown

If you leave right now you'll be back before sundown

Hurry up, there's not a moment to spare

It absolutely positively has to get there"

Umm, I contemplated then I played a good Samaritan

I started the car, then she threw the package in