Down in Dallas, near the palace, I met a boy who was so cute

I loved his hugging, I loved his kissing, as we sat in his little red coupe

He said “Tell me, confidentially, how much do you love me?”

Well, I thought a while and then I smiled, and this is what I told him, don’t ya see

“I love you, Honey, I love your money, I love your automobile

I love you, Baby, I don’t mean maybe, you’re the sweetest thing on wheels

I love your kisses, I wouldn’t miss em, no matter how I feel

I love you, Honey, I love your money, but most of all I love your automobile”

Down in Dallas, near the palace, I met a boy who was so cute

I loved his hugging, I loved his kissing, as we sat in his little red coupe

He said “Tell me, confidentially, how much do you love me?”

Well, I thought a while and then I smiled, and this is what I told him, don’t ya see

“I love you, Honey, I love your money, I love your automobile

I love you, Baby, I don’t mean maybe, you’re the sweetest thing on wheels

I love your kisses, I wouldn’t miss em, no matter how I feel

I love you, Honey, I love your money, but most of all I love your automobile!