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Accountancy Shanty

Sailing Away, Sailing Away.



It's fun to charter an accountant

And sail the wild accountancy

To find, explore, the funds offshore

and scourge the sholls of bankruptc...

147 песни

All Things Dull And Ugly

All Things Dull and Ugly

(Monty Python)



All things dull and ugly, all creatures short and squat;

All things rude and nasty, the Lord God...

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Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

Some things in life are bad,

They can really make you mad,

Other things just make you swear and curse.

When you're chewing on life's gristle

Don't grumble, give a whistle.<...

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Brave Sir Robin

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot

He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin...

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Brave Sir Robin Ran Away

Bravely bold Sir Robin

Rode forth from Camelot.

He was not afraid to die,

Oh brave Sir Robin.

He was not at all afraid

To be killed in nasty ways.

Brave...

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Brian Song

Brian...the babe they called Brian,

Grew...grew, grew and grew,

Grew up to be,

Grew up to be,

A boy called Brian,

A boy called Brian.



He had arms, and...

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Christmas In Heaven

Spoken: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. IT'S TRULY

A REAL HONORABLE EXPERIENCE TO BE HERE THIS EVENING.

A VERY WONDERFUL AND WARM AND EMOTIONAL MOMENT FOR

ALL OF US. AND I...

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Decomposing Composers

Intro: Right ho, darling. Yeh, be home

(spoken) about 8:30. No, no I'll go on a

bike.



Verse: Beethoven's gone but his music lives on,

And Mozart don't go ...

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Dennis Moore

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore

Galloping through the sward

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore

And his horse Concorde

He steals from the rich

And gives to the poor

Mr. Moo...

147 песни

Do What John?

D what John?

Come again do what?

Do what John?

Do what John?

D what?

Do what?

Do where John?

Do where John?

Why, what, wiv whom and when?

...

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Eric The Half A Bee

Orchestra

Leader:A-one, two, a-one two three four



Leader: Half a bee, philisophically,

Must ipso facto half not be.

But half a bee has got to be

Vis ...

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Eric The Half-a-bee

A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four



(Spoken):

Half-a-bee, philosophically

Must ipso-facto half not-be.

But half the bee, has got to bee

Vis-a-vis its entit...

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Every Sperm Is Sacred

The background:

Someone (No names, children!) walked in on his roommate and caught

him masturbating. Consequently, he broke the "sinner"s arm.



The question:

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Finland

Music: Filand

Album: Monty PyThon ...Sings

Composer: Michael Palin

Author: Michael Palin

Arranger: John Du Prez



FINLAND

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Galaxy Song

Whenever life get you down, Mrs. Brown,

And things seem hard or tough.

And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,

And you feel that you've had quite enu-hu-hu-...

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Henry Kissenger

Henry Kissenger

How I'm missing yer,

You're the doctor of my dreams.

With your crinkly hair

And your glassy stare

And your Machiavellian schemes

I know they...

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Ho Ho F***ing Ho

Ho, ho f**kin' ho,

What a crock o' s**t!

We all work for Santa Claus,

We've 'ad enough, we quit!



We do all the f**kin' work,

While 'ee stars in the show...

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I Like Chinese

Spoken: The world today seems absolutely crackers.

With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.

There are fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.

It's depressing, and it's sens...

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I Like Traffic Lights

I like traffic lights,

I like traffic lights,

I like traffic lights,

No matter where they've been.



I like traffic lights,

I like traffic lights,

I lik...

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Im A Lumberjack

I'm a Lumberjack



SOURCE: Bob Pfeffer



SOURCE'S SOURCE: Monty Python's Flying Circus



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