Call him Mr spacko, call him mr mong, call him Mr Wayne!
(Gambo) UUUURRNNNNN!
Call him Mr spacko, call him Mr mong, call him insane!
(Gambo) UUUURRNNNNN!
he says I know what i want and I want it now, i want a brain, cos I'm Mr Wayne
I know what i want and I want it now, i want a brain, cos I'm Mr Wayne.
Rap 1:
Call me spacko, call me mong, call me well thick, call me a dick,
call me what you like, because I'm so lame, i won't do shit,
laugh at me going up the road on my bike, i am so frail,
the problem is that my legs are weak, i go at the speed of a snail
everywhere i go, people point and grin and stare and laugh,
the reason for this is probably because im a nob, and i look so daft,
when the people looke and stare, the colour changes in my head,
it changes to the colour of my dad's nose - RED!
Call him Mr spacko, call him mr mong, call him Mr Wayne!
(Gambo) UUUURRNNNNN!
Call him Mr spacko, call him Mr mong, call him insane!
(Gambo) UUUURRNNNNN!
he says I know what i want and I want it now, i want a brain, cos I'm Mr Wayne
I know what i want and I want it now, i want a brain, cos I'm Mr Wayne.
Mr spack!!!
Mr Mong!!!
Mr penis!!!
MOOOONG!
Rap 2:
People all over the world they hope and prey to god for boys like me,
so I can move next door to them, and they can have a laugh taking the pee,
laugh at me both at home and at school, at Gable Hall,
when I used to go there I got cained, so my mum complained,
Mrs Reeves told my mum that sending me to Gable Hall was out of orde,
but my mum said i should stay there cos i could work the video recorder,
by the time i grow up and i reach a grand old age of twenty,
i may hav


