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Goons of Hazzard


Happy hour belongs to america's best-loved thugs
Here comes the 4-wheel prosthetic penises
Got yer gun racks, tractor tires and lynch mob drivers
We couldn't find a chick to sit in the middle
So...

62 песни

A Growing Boy Needs His Lunch


In lonely gas stations with mini-marts
You'll find rows of them for sale
Liquor-filled statues of elvis presley
Drink like a vampire

His disciples flock to such a fitting shrine
Sprawled acro...

62 песни

Rawhide


God damn, well let's do a tune called rawhide, okay
God damn tape's rollin', let's go

Let's move 'em out
1, 2, 3, 4

Rolin' rollin' rollin'
Rolin' rollin' rollin'
Rolin' rollin' rollin'
Ro...

62 песни

Religious Vomit


Chorus
All religions make me wanna throw up
All religions make me sick
All religions make me wanna throw up
All religions suck
They all claim that they have the truth
That'll set you free
Jus...

62 песни

Hyperactive Child


I'm tired of kissin' ass
I can't sit still all day
You know I know your school's a lie
That's why you dragged me here

'you're a hyperactve child
You're disruptive, you're too wild
We're goin...

62 песни

Kepone Factory

I finally found a job in a paper
Movin' barrels at a chemical plant
There's shiny-looking dust on my fingers
Goin' up my nose and into my lungs

It's the kepone poisoning??minamata
Kepone poison...

62 песни

We've Got a Bigger Problem Now


Last call for alcohol. last call for your freedom of speech. drink up. happy hour is now enforced by law. don't forget our house special, it's called a trickie dickie screwdriver. it's got one p
Ac...

62 песни

Dog Bite


Dog bite
On my leg
Not right
Supposed to beg
Daily to the filling station
Underwater navigation

Oh
Oh
Oh??

...

62 песни

Moral Majority


You call yourself the moral majority
We call ourselves the people in the real world
Trying to rub us out, but we're going to survive
God must be dead if you're alive

You say, 'god loves you. c...

62 песни

Nazi Punks Fuck Off


Punk ain't no religious cult
Punk means thinking for yourself
You ain't hardcore cos you spike your hair
When a jock still lives inside your head

Nazi punks
Nazi punks
Nazi punks??fuck off!
...

62 песни

Funland at The Beach


Sunny sunday at the amusement park
See the fat kids spill their pop
Oh babe??lots of flags and balloons
But someone sabotaged the rollercoaster last night

Ran a turn and then it smashed right ...

62 песни

Forward to Death


I don't need your way of life
I can't stand your attitudes
I can do without your strife
I don't need this fucking world
I don't need this fucking world

This world brings me down
Gag with eve...

62 песни

Ill in The Head


In a desperate mind
Little gardens grow
They grow very wide
They grow very tall

Why am I alive
Urban wonderland
By the fence I stand
In and out of hand

There are many paths
Dripping dar...

62 песни

Drug Me


I don't want to think
Don't make me care
I wanna melt in with the group
I need the balls
To leap out of my shell
And let go with my friends

Can't come up with anything I want to do
I need a...

62 песни

Let's Lynch The Landlord


The landlord's here to visit
They're blasting disco down below
Sez, I'm doubling up the rent
Cos the building's condemned
You're gonna help me buy city hall

But we can, you know we can
But w...

62 песни

Kill The Poor


Efficiency and progress is ours once more
Now that we have the neutron bomb
It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done
Away with excess enemy
But no less value to property
No sense in w...

62 песни

When Ya Get Drafted


Are you believing the morning papers?
War is coming back in style
There's generals here, advisors there
And russians nibbling everywhere
The chessboard's filling up with red
We make more profi...

62 песни

Chemical Warfare


Down at the arsenal they keep the nerve gasses
Guarded day and night by caged white rabbits
Been sitting there for years
I'm gonna have at it
I cut through the fence, run right in and grab it
G...

62 песни

California Uber Alles


I am governor jerry brown
My aura smiles
And never frowns
Soon I will be president??

Carter power will soon go away
I will be f??hrer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will medita...

62 песни

I Kill Children


I kill children
I love to see them die
I kill children
And make their mamas cry
Crush 'em under my car
I wanna hear them scream
Feed 'em poison candy
To spoil their halloween

So your're in...

62 песни

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....